the Disastrous relationship {saiki x teruhashi fanfic}

16* shopping

teruhashi walks in to the saiki house hold taking of her shoes and heading inside to see kusuo siting on the sofa enjoying a coffee jelly

teruhashi: you'll get fat eating all of those

the boy looks at her then shakes his head

saiki: i can't get fat thank to my shapeshifting

teruhashi: what "so so will i have to make sure to keep my weight balance so i can be perfect you can just eat what ever he what's and not care"

saiki: i can also manipulate my weight 

teruhashi falls to the floor in defeat

teruhashi: "life's not fair"

saiki: say the girl who can get any thing

teruhashi: "but a psychic's love"

saiki: were dating 

teruhashi: so you love me ?

saiki just take a bite of his jelly

teruhashi: fine then were buying you a phone

saiki: huh

he looks at her confused

saiki: "how does talking about weight turn in to buying me a psychic who can communicate mostly any were a phone" 

teruhashi: i want to spend more time with you 

saiki: how does getting a phone help that  

teruhashi: talking over call for hours and accidently falling a sleep as were talking i want to do that 

saiki: "of course you would" no

teruhashi: why not

saiki: i don't need one

teruhashi: but the date planning and you can stay in contact with friends

saiki: i don't have friends 

teruhashi: oh really then what about kuboyasu , kaidou and nendou

saiki: the 3 morons they don't need to contact me outside of school 

teruhashi: what about toritsaka

saiki: toritsuka and he defiantly doesn't need to contact me 

teruhashi: buy a phone kusuo

saiki: no 

teruhashi: fine then I'm getting you one

saiki: what 

teruhashi: even phones are cheap with my charm

saiki: "her charm are better then my ability's"  but even if you  buy me one i can just get ride of it

teruhashi: would you really throw away a gift especially one so expensive

saiki: "wasn't she the one bragging about how she can get it cheap" fine

teruhashi: yay now come on 

saiki: what

teruhashi: were going on a date

he looks at his jelly and then at his girlfriend and back at the jelly he then lays down on the sofa 

saiki: i'm busy

the angel sighs

teruhashi: your lucky i love you 

saiki is in bliss thank to the jelly

a stone faced saiki with out his glass walks with his girlfriend around a cloth shop with in a mall

teruhashi: what do you think of this

saiki just nods: "after i finished my jelly my mom came home and ordered me to go on a date with kokomi and so i'm here"

teruhashi: "he looks so cool with his contact lenses in hehe"

saiki: i can hear you

teruhashi: then stop

saiki: it doesn't work like that

teruhashi: then stop being embarrass

saiki: i'm not "why would i want to hear her call me cute, handsome and mysterious with an aura of warm kindness that could melt ice , it's annoying "

teruhashi: sure it is ... oh i see something do you mind if i go look

saiki: do what you want

teruhashi: i'll just be a minute

she walks away and kusuo looks down at what he's wearing a t-shirt with a black and white button up jacket with black pants

saiki: "the reason I'm wearing this compared to my normal sweater and collared shirt is do to kokomi"

flashback

saiki walks down stairs with a green sweater and collared shirt and jeans

teruhashi: you look good but no 

saiki: what

kurumi: you wear that all the time you should but something niece on for your data

end of flashback 

saiki: "and that why I'm wearing this and do to that were now shopping for cloth for me to wear on dates"

as the magenta haired psychic walks around the clothing shop he's approached by 3 girls

girl1: hi you here alone "he looks so sad maybe he want to hang out with us"

saiki just turns away walking in another direction

girls2: wait

he turns back to them 

girl2: what to look around with use

girl3: this girls been talking to the workers for a while and we can't get there attention

saiki: "the girl who's talking to the workers is teruhashi"

saiki sighs : can't you look around your selfs

girl1: that not fun and you'll get a lot of jealous stares if your with use

saiki: "i get enough of those already"

he walks away

girl2: what with him 

girl3: he's probably doesn't know how to talk to girls

girl1: hahah 

as he walks away teruhashi runs up to him 

teruhashi: find any thing you like

he shakes his head and she smile

teruhashi: me nether ,we should look some were else "dam hangs going after kusuo"

saiki: "all 3 of them were 19 "

teruhashi grab his hand and they walk out the shop leaving the 3 girls speechless