Half of Me

CARESHA PLEASE

CARESHA PLEASE

Ah, Caresha's Revolt TV show Caresha Please - what an experience that was! When I first got the invite to appear, I'll admit I was a bit apprehensive. You see, I'm not one to hold back or sugarcoat things, and I knew Caresha had a reputation for asking unfiltered questions. But at the end of the day, I figured if I could handle the streets, I could handle a little TV interview, right? So I decided to just roll with it and give it my all.

As I sat down across from Caresha, she wasted no time jumping right into it. "Okay. We're going to start this fucking interview," she declared, and I couldn't help but chuckle. "Let's go," I responded, ready to get this party started. "I'm doing this, so there's not a single question from my team. Meaning, this is our shit. I'm not here to—" Caresha continued, and I couldn't resist cutting her off. "Judge me?" I asked, already sensing where she was going with this.

"No, I threw out my team's questions because they were stupid. This is just us talking," Caresha clarified, and I nodded in understanding. I appreciate a woman who takes charge and isn't afraid to do things her own way. "Were they stupid or invasive?" I asked, genuinely curious to know more.

"I'm happy to ask them because I love my team, but—" Caresha started to explain, but I jumped in again. "Where's your core leading you? I know you probably feel like there's some of those that are, like, 'I wish I could ask this, but I don't want her to feel offended or make her feel like I'm being intrusive.' Because Caresha?" I said, giving her a knowing look.

"Yeah?" she replied, and I couldn't resist the opportunity to have a little fun.

"I'm doing Caresha, please," I said with a mischievous grin.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Caresha responded, and I could tell she was amused by my playful jab.

Then, she transitioned the conversation to something a bit more personal. "Congratulations on your pregnancy. Twins, I heard. Very brave of you," Caresha said, and I couldn't help but smile.

"Yes. I was in denial in the beginning about having twins, but my man is a twin, so I don't know why I didn't think it would be a possibility to have twins," I explained, feeling a sense of pride and excitement about this new chapter in my life.

"Aside from having a child, what else are you focusing on this year?" Caresha asked, and I took a deep breath, ready to share what's been on my mind.

"This year is a big, big year. Obviously making babies, having babies, preparing for that. But outside of that, for sure is expanding my business empire, making more music," I answered, feeling the weight of all I have on my plate. But I wouldn't have it any other way. I thrive on being busy and always having new projects in the works.

Caresha then posed a question that I knew was coming sooner or later. "Do you think there's a misconception about you?" she asked, and I leaned in, ready to get real.

"I think a lot of people have a misperception of me. They only see the tough, defensive, aggressive side. But every woman is vulnerable. So of course I am going to have that side. . . . I just don't like people to see me cry," I admitted, feeling a twinge of vulnerability myself in that moment.

Caresha seemed to sense that and quickly lightened the mood, joking about setting me up with a Samoan man. "Looke he got cousins and uncles, we'll get you a Samoan man," I responded, playing along.

But Caresha wasn't done there. She went there, asking me point-blank, "Top or bottom?"

I didn't even hesitate. "Bottom, of course," I answered without skipping a beat. Hey, I'm not ashamed of what I like!

"What is your love language?" Caresha then asked, and I couldn't help but chuckle.

"Quality time," I replied, shaking my head. "It's a luxury around these parts," I added with a sigh. "I'm busy ... baby daddy's busy. Anytime someone could carve out a little bit of time for me, I feel really special."

That prompted a hilarious outburst from someone off-camera. "Bi**h, that's why you've been keeping us held hostage?" they yelled, and I couldn't help but laugh. "Yahna?" I responded, amused by the whole situation.

Caresha then asked me if I would fight if a woman stepped up to my man, and I couldn't resist flashing her a smirk. "My man would never be in that position in the first place," I answered confidently. I don't play when it comes to my relationship, and anyone who tries to come between us is going to have to answer to me.

Caresha continued to grill me with more questions, and I gave it right back to her, matching her energy every step of the way. This was my time to shine, and I was determined to make the most of it.

Eventually, Caresha decided to switch things up and asked me to show her how to whine her waist. Without hesitation, I stood up and started demonstrating, giving her step-by-step instructions on the proper technique. I may be a lot of things, but boring is not one of them!

As I moved my hips and showed off my skills, I could feel the energy in the room shift. Caresha was captivated, and I knew I had her full attention. This was my time to shine, and I was going to make the most of it.

I continued to whine and grind, letting the music take over my body as I lost myself in the rhythm. Caresha watched intently, her eyes wide with fascination. I could tell she was impressed, and that only fueled me to keep going.

Eventually, I slowed things down, my movements becoming more sensual and deliberate. I could feel the tension in the air, the electricity between us palpable. Caresha was hanging on my every word, and I knew I had her right where I wanted her.

As the interview came to a close, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. I had gone into this knowing that Caresha was going to put me through the wringer, but I had more than held my own. In fact, I had managed to turn the tables on her, keeping her on her toes the entire time.

But that's just how I roll. I'm not one to shy away from a challenge or back down from a confrontation. I'm a force to be reckoned with, and I'm not afraid to show it. Caresha may have thought she was going to be the one in control, but I showed her that I'm the one who's really calling the shots.

As I walked out of that studio, I couldn't help but feel a sense of exhilaration. I had just faced down one of the toughest interviewers in the game and come out on top. And you know what? I couldn't wait to do it all over again.

Because that's just who I am. I'm Taika, and I'm not afraid to be myself, no matter what. I'm tough, I'm unapologetic, and I'm not afraid to take risks. And when I set my mind to something, there's no stopping me.

So bring on the next challenge, Caresha. I'll be ready and waiting, with my waist whining skills on full display. Because when it comes to this interview game, I'm the one who's really in charge.