It was mindnight. The mooon shone in the sky like a star. Dipper was sound aslepep in the bedroom with Mabel. He had a evrys trange day explorng the gofrst of Gravy falls and he needed his beauty sleep, becausre tomorrow he's got a dentist appointment. But what he didn't know, was that in the corner of the room, floated a certian drema doemon. His name was Bill Cipher.
Bill was secretky in love with a certain someone. That someone was dippwer. Though, he wasn't the only one after dipper. ;) Bill has loved Dipper for sev'ral years but he's always been too shy to admit his undying unconditional love to his true love love, dIPPER. Tis made Bill sadder by day and sadderer yb night. Toniht, bill has something plnaned for dipper tho, so yeah, be prepred.
Bill wantd to go into Dipper's Mind!!1! So he coild confess his love for him in a dfreamm! He had it all planend out, and he was incredibly ready to tell the love of his life hwo he felt. Bill slowlly hovered over to DIppers bedisde, where his eyes widedned at the sheer beauty of the young boy. It made Bills eye hurt. But right when Bill was about to go into Doppers dreme, the DOOR opened!!!! A nd in walked The GRunkle.
The grunkle has beautifuuk velvety red roses upon his man hands rthat had gross veins poppoing out n stuff,. He had his eyes closed from bashfulnless. He was blushing as red as his heart for his love of Dippers oines. "D-dipppper???" His eyes slowly opened as he slowly walkeded over to dipper's beside. "W-wat? Bill?!" Stan stumbled backards and dropped the beotufil wroses nto the gross cky floor's dirt. "What r u doin' here, billllll?!!"
Bill wuickly snapped his unexistent neck towards Stan Pines and gapsed. "Stananann????/ What are you....are those roses?!?" Bill exlcaimed at poonted at the flowerds in the groso floor that were in the old mans hands. Grunkle Stan backed up and started to sweat dlike a waterfall in the ancient mountains of Egypt. Bills eye then wiedend again even mroe wide. "Are those roses for MMEMMe??" Grunkle stan recoiled in disgust. "eww no thats just weird. tey are for....." his voice trailed off. Bills eye widend even more. "HOLY GOLD THOSE ROSES ARE FOR THE MALE CHILD!!1! BUT HE IS YOUR FAMILY???? THAT IS INCEST?!?!? AND ILLELEGAL."
"W-w-w-w--w-w-what??? Uh...." STna scratched the back of his head and started to sweat so hard that there acutlly was a waterfal. "It's sort of legal! i mean....maybe in some sates that I'm not banned form. ..." Stan tried to act cool on the outside buton the inside he was very sad bcuz he wanted to admit his love to his future lover, dipprr pines. Bill was confused. sTAN ROLled his annoyed eyes and oushed him aside, causmg him to levitated on mabel instead of dipper. Stan smiled and pisked up the dying roses and laud them on dipper chest. He was about to ean dowen and kiss his foredhead ubt then Bill got i the way and some how traported inside of dippers dream. Though, being the smart od guy he is, stan grabbed a hold of bills/s; leg and managed to get into dipper's drem ooo!
Stam and Bill woke up, and Stan rubbed his sorre head. "Oww where are we??" then he noticed in the distance..... DIPER. "Dipepr!!" Stan Screamed and reached his hadn out to the boy, but then he noticed alos that....Wendy was iwth him??? Both Stan and Bill got ssuper jeoulosu even though Wnedy was getting married to Schmebulok not Dipper. But hormones are confusing... anyways. "NO DIPPER IS MINE!" Stan shouted and ran towards the TACo Bell to interrupt the wedding. Inside, Dipepr was in the proces s of eating a taco.
Dipper was enjoying his taco quite a lot. He was aware that he was in a dream...somehow...He knew that the proposal that Wendy was receiving from Schmebulock was a part of his dream, so he was cool with it. Dipper looked up from his delicious taco and noticed a triangle figure before him. "Hey, pine tree." Dipper sighed, immediately knowing that it was Bill Cipher, the dream demon. "What are you doing in my dream?!" Dipper whisper shouted. But before Bill could reply, Grunkle Stan ruined the moment once again.
"DIPPEPR!" Grunkle Stans ran up to the smol child and smacked Bill across the face, causing him to backroll 360 degrees into the air and fell head to first into a trash can. "Dipper! I need to TELLL Yao something!" This is it Stanlry. It's Rome for you to confess your love to your nephew! Bill was getting very crooss and his eye narrowed and he straightened his bow tie. "OH NOI YOU DONT STAN." BiLl shrieked and lungesed towards the Grunkle, tarkcling them both to the ground. then an the both Ingahged in a fITS FIGHT.
Dipper slowly backed away from fight and decided to go get another taco except with extra cheese this time. (No reason. Just because he wanted more cheese. Like, I mean, I don't know if the real would want extra cheese...I'm just putting that because why not? I mean, it's just a stupid li'l fanfic with stuff pshhhhhhhhhhh. Gideon.) Bill and Stanley were fighting very roughly and stuff and it made Stan moan because he slightly enjoyed what was happening but he also felt sad because he really wanted to tell Dipper how he felt but because of Bill, everything was going to be ruined! Stan got a hold of Bill and forced him to the ground. Bill made a high pitched sound, forcing Stan to cover his ears, allowing Bill to get away. Though, Stan caught his leg once again and tried to pull him back to the ground but Bill laughed and snapped his fingers and vanished without a trace. Until he tapped Stan's shoulder. Stan didn't know what to expect but he turned around anyways. Bill was hovering before him, ready to do something no one was expecting. He narrowed his eyes then floated speedily into Stan's body, possessing him. He then farted vigorously.
Stan was shocked to find that he was still in his body, but with Bill also controlling him in his brain. "Get out of me you little creepy unorthodox dorito!!! LET ME OUT SO I CNA CONFESS NY PASIONUTE LOVE FOR DIPPER." Bill just luafed in his mind and forced Stabley to shake his head. "No way old man dipper is minds and I will never let rmYoa take shin away form me!" Stan groaned and resisted the urge to smack himself just so he could hurt Bill. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IM LETTING MY NEPHEW DATE A DAMN SHAPE." Bill scoffed. "But you're okay with letting him date you....even thigh your telated and you've got 50 years on him." Bill was right, but Stna wouldn't let age (and incect) get in the way of true love. Stanzas about to smack his onwn AssS just to annoy Biol but Bill stopped him. "Puke-stain, listen to me, The only resosn rhat I possessed you body is that maybe, if we were both in one body, we could love him together!!!!" It was the perfect idea, and two lifthhbilds went off in their head.
Stan smiled at the idea of making sweet love to his nephew Dipper Pines. He's waited for so long for this day to come. The day he's propose to his beautiful nephew. But Bill was getting in the way of everything. Though, the idea that Bill had was quite intriguing to Stan's Brian. Dipper grabbed his new taco full of extra cheese and sat back down at his table where he was creepily greeted by Stan. (Or Bran..cuz Stan and Bill...well it COULD be Still instead of Bran but I dun care..) "Stan, what're you doing here? I still haven't got any answers from you as to why you and Bill are here.. Actually, spelling of Bill, where did that dorito go? I just saw him float by a second ago didn't I? Oh well, just tell me what the global is going on!" Dipper crossed his arms. Stan smiled and then started to smooch his face. Dipper was pleased with the soft feeling of Stan's mocha ice hot luscious hawt lip balm stains. Dipper and Stan started really getting into it but Bill left Stan's body. Bill began to get jealous because he wasn't in on the action so he joined in too. So did Schmebulock. And Shrek and Gideon.
While the 6 people were in the middle of their steamy passionate love make-out session, there was someone in the bantound; wat hint, waiting. Then Bran stopped everyone and sighed, looking down at the young child. He sighed, and got down on the one knee. "dipper. this ja skmehtjnt thaf ice been aha tint to do for a really long time. Will ya MSeruy Maee?????!?" Bran pulled out a ring that he had kept Ddown his hnderqear for a while I don't know why he kept it there it just felt nice to Stan but the ring probably stank real bad but okay. "UHM-" Diller want in the middle of sayin something, but then out of the shadows stepped the figure, and with their bare hands, the ripped off the heads of very single person who was making out with dipper. Expect for Diaper. In the middle of the blood and guts of Schembulok, Shrek, Giseon, and Grhnkle Stan stood........,..,..gRenda!
Then pit of nowhere GRenda pulls out a ring shaped like a saddle of a seahorse bum bum Shaka kaka bung bonus shape twinkle finger tri tangle.
Dippeiera says he us and they go on a honeymoon.
The shadows of the brightness felt dark.
TO BE CONTINUED, BUT GOLD, BUTTTTRR!
