Episode 25

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(Aliana, Sarah and the others that found the fire and wind stone is on their way home.)

Sarah(in head): I hope the others are ok...

Aliana(looking at map): Another hour until we arrive at the safehouse.

Kendall(mental breakdown): I'm tired and hungry! I ran out of raisins, sleeping on grass, and needed to shit real badly!!!

Isa(fed up): Shut up!

Amelia: Rude!

Aliana(looking at Kendall): I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Harriet was here to slap you or something...

Kendall:*shuts up*

Isa(relieved): Finally!

Aliana(looks again at map): 59 minutes

Isa: Bruh.

Amelia: Aliana, you don't have to tell us every single minute!

Aliana(scratches ass): It's itchy again, my ass!

Amelia: Oh no...

Kendall: Here we go again!

Isa(confused): What?

Aliana: Nevermind, drop that. We are 30 minutes closer now, that conversation worked!

Isa(shocked): Wow.

(Back on Mount Everest...)

Harriet: I'd rather fly with bird wings instead of on the airplane!

Julie: This is fine, at least we have a way home.

Briana: Where did you get a private plane?

Lizzie(points at Diana): Diana spawned it.

Diana(boasting): Yeah me!

Harriet: So how long?

Lizzie(looking at GPS): In... 17 hours and 30 minutes.

Harriet: Oh no!

Julie: When it turns to 17 hours, they'd be home by now.

Lizzie: Really? *realizes* Oh yeah, right...

Harriet(complaining): Faster!!!

Lizzie(pulls lever): Ok, going at hyper speed 3 2 1!

(The plane goes at hyper speed.)

(Houston)

Aliana(kicks door open): We're home! Uhh... Oh no...

(Blair captures the children.)

Blair: Give me the orb, or else they get it!

Kendall(roasting): Well what kind of mother are you for killing your own son to stay alive!?

Everyone else: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Aliana: At least I didn't do that! I'm better than you.

Blair(crying): ...

Aliana: You influenced me to be like this. See? You ate your own medicine!

Blair(angry): You b-

(Suddenly, Blair's head explodes with eyeballs rolling everywhere and blood gushing out.)

Aliana:...

Kendall(confused): What?

Diana(holding orb): We came in time didn't we?

Lizzie: Reversed possibilities!

Harriet: Now what?

Aliana:...

(A hole was busted through the roof.)

Harriet(looking up): What the avocado fri-

Aliana: Someone broke in!

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