Chatroom of the Elite

The Grand Opening (Pre Y2 Vol 1)

[10:31] Hashimoto Masayoshi invited Ryuuen Kakeru to join the chatroom.

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: aight fucker, why did you send me the invite?

[10:37] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Hey hey Ryuuen! Welcome to my humble group chat!

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: not much of a "group" chat with only three people here

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: who tf is this @Kiyopon guy anyway?

[10:37] Kiyopon: That's me.

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: ???

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: are you dumb?!

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: i just said that i don't know you

[10:37] Ryuuen Kakeru: what's "That's me" supposed to tell me?

[10:37] Kiyopon: Oh...

[10:38] Kiyopon: I'm Ayanokoji.

[10:38] Ryuuen Kakeru: okay things are starting to make sense now

[10:38] Ryuuen Kakeru: except for that nickname, what's up with that?

[10:38] Hashimoto Masayoshi: I have no idea either honestly

[10:38] Hashimoto Masayoshi: But the first thing he did after I added him was change his name to "Kiyopon"

[10:39] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Didn't even ask me anything or say hello

[10:39] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Just straight up did that

[10:39] Kiyopon: It's not anything interesting, really.

[10:39] Kiyopon: I'll just say that I lost a bet against someone and now I have to have that as my name in every group chat that I'm in.

[10:40] Ryuuen Kakeru: is that someone here?

[10:40] Kiyopon: Well, no.

[10:40] Ryuuen Kakeru: than change that shit back, it makes me want to vomit just by looking at it

[10:40] Kiyopon: I can't do that.

[10:40] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Come on Ayanokoji! This is a PRIVATE group chat!

[10:40] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Relaaax

[10:40] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Not like anyone else but us will know or care

[10:41] Kiyopon: I really can't do that. As I said - I lost the bet.

[10:41] Ryuuen Kakeru: honestly surprised you give a damn about shit like that

[10:41] Kiyopon: You don't understand. I'm literally contractually obligated. I've signed a written agreement.

[10:41] Kiyopon: If at any point in the future, the word got out that my name wasn't "Kiyopon" in some group chat, I'd be forced to pay her 50,000 private points.

[10:42] Hashimoto Masayoshi: Huh...

[10:42] Hashimoto Masayoshi: You have some fun friends Ayanokoji!

[10:42] Ryuuen Kakeru: that you're idea of an icebreaker?

[10:42] Ryuuen Kakeru: already bored from this convo

[10:42] Ryuuen Kakeru: blondie

[10:42] Ryuuen Kakeru: if you don't explain exactly what the fuck you want from me here in 10 seconds, i'll leave