Chatroom of the Elite

Birthday Special (not part of the timeline)

This is not supposed to be a part of the canon storyline in the Novels, nor is this a part of the timeline of my fic. I just wanted to write something because two of my favorite characters in the series have a birthday today. Let's just say that it happens in the middle of the Y2 setting.

[05:39] A Pet Snake: Hello, Hello Birthday Boys!

[05:39] A Pet Snake: @Kiyopon, @Dragon-boy

[05:40] Dragon-boy: what the fuck...?

[05:41] Dragon-boy: it's not even 6 fucking a.m!

[05:41] Dragon-boy: you woke me up you damn ameba

[05:41] A Pet Snake: I had to text you this early!

[05:41] A Pet Snake: Otherwise I might not have been the first person to congratulate my two best friends in the whole...

[05:41] A Pet Snake: Well not in the whole world, but in the whole school at least!

[05:41] A Pet Snake: Speaking of which... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[05:41] Dragon-boy: you sucj

[05:41] Dragon-boy: suxk*

[05:41] Dragon-boy: shit!

[05:41] Dragon-boy: i'm so sleepy i can't even type right

[05:41] Dragon-boy: man fuck you Hashimoto...

[05:42] Kiyopon: Thank you Hashimoto, I appreciate it.

[05:42] A Pet Snake: You're welcome buddy!

[05:42] A Pet Snake: See, Ryuuen? This is how you should've responded

[05:42] A Pet Snake: How does it feel, knowing that Ayanokoji freaking Kiyotaka has better social skills than you?

[05:42] Kiyopon: ...

[05:42] Kiyopon: You didn't have to say it like that.

[05:42] Dragon-boy: i don't have the patience to deal with you two shitheads this early in the morning

[05:42] Dragon-boy: if we are done with this i'm going back to sleep

[05:42] A Pet Snake: One last thing!

[05:43] A Pet Snake: How are we going to celebrate today? Do you guys already have some plans?

[05:43] Kiyopon: I don't have any plans.

[05:43] Dragon-boy: and i don't have any plans involving you, so shit off

[05:43] A Pet Snake: Ryuuen stop being like that

[05:43] A Pet Snake: We don't have school today, so if we don't meet up somewhere else

[05:43] A Pet Snake: I won't even be able to see you guys at all today!

[05:43] A Pet Snake: Missing one birthday is bad enough, but missing two at the same time??

[05:43] A Pet Snake: Unacceptable!

[05:43] A Pet Snake: Tell you what...

[05:43] A Pet Snake: If you both agree to meet up for a little party then the big delicious chocolate cake will be on me!

[05:43] A Pet Snake: Sounds enticing tight?

[05:44] Dragon-boy: no

[05:44] Dragon-boy: i don't like sweets