Joker VS Joker

Chapter 1

The 1990's, back when the world was full of optimism, Paula Abdul was 'straight up', style was nothing but unique, the food was cheaper, the humor was unapologetic and friendships were true.
It was just an average day at 2900 Amboy Rd, Staten Island, NY 10306, Monsignor Farrell High School, the air was crisp and had a cool snap to it, down the halls of this all boys catholic high school walked Brian Quinn, Salvatore Vulcano, Joesph Gatto and last but not least James Murray. These boys were more than best friends they were comedians. They vowed to make everyone laugh whether it be, when Murr came to boyhood with the help of a vhs workout tape or Sal driving around with 'Deez Nutz' duct taped onto his windshield. Soon enough in the year 1994 and the boys had graduated, now some time has gone by and the boy had gone on their own career paths. Brian became a Fireman (sexy), Sal owned a bar and bartended, Joe was a baby salesman, no he didn't sell babies he just sold shit for them. James worked for a production company. Now these chums didn't see each other everyday and no longer shared the bond of calling the same school home. But they shared something even better their undeniable love for making people laugh and embarrassing one another. One day that would all change, this story begins with a little competition.
Competition... it means different things to different people. Whether it's friendly rivalry or a battle to the death,there will be winners and there will be losers. Of course you have to know which battles are worth the fight. You see, no victory comes without a price, this is a lesson that the Tenderloins would soon have to learn.
The year was 2009, a lot had happened that year between Facebook popping up and the death of Micheal Jackson the world was going through a lot, but it was small potatoes compared to what Murr had endured, now he has been keeping a secret plan all to himself like the glutinous boy he is.This plan was to sabotage and take down Q and Sal for good with the help from his little friend Joe,You see this twisted event that lead to revenge occurred on a cold and moist morning on Staten Island, It all started out as a simple yet deadly prank as most tricks do, the year was 2005 when this monstrous event took place, the boys had been hanging out at the local pizza parlor as they all passed around a cheesy pizza pie, Q and Sal started to chuckle to themselves as they swallowed the cheesy pizza down their gullets washing it down with a delicious burning soda,it was the type of soda that burnt like a UTI. You see prior to this hangout, Sal and Q had planned and pulled the ultimate fast one on Murr and Joe, the night before Sal and Q had been hanging out at the local bar when they devised a plan now some may say "blame it on the alcohol" some may say "that's so fucked up, even Lucifer wouldn't think that low".
That night whole Murr was curled up in bed and Joe was binging in front the fridge they both felt a weird sensation.
The next morning when Murr woke up he felt something odd or should I say didn't feel something odd, and Joe had felt a warm liquid sensation spread atop his chest...
The night before Q and Sal had found a spell book and decided to cast some spells on Joe and Murr. The spell entailed of
"All hail the authority above whether you be tall or small I have a task to ask, for those who bald take away their balls, and for those who sneeze please make them squeeze milk from their teats" as they layed out picture of James and Joe they started chanting the messiahs words , again they repeated the spell over and over underneath  their warm breath, now they had to speak their truest intentions to mother messiah.
*in a assertive powerfully regal sassy tone*
"Hello mother messiah it tis I Salvatore Edward Anthony Vulcano and tis I Brian Micheal Quinn and we call and plead upon our main mother who stands here before us, we ask you to please reassemble James Stephen Murray to be blank downstairs and please Make Joesph Anthony Gatto Jr. lactate every time he sneezes, may this spell only be broken when the blood of the spell caster is spilt" *they said with a smirk
As the two laid in prone position surrounded by bath and body works candles surrounding them they could only wish and hope the spell would work, they would soon find out if their wishes had come true as they were all going to get pizza tomorrow afternoon.You see ladies and gents, if you had guessed that Sal and Q had contacted a messiah to put permeant spell on Joe and James then you are correct,revenge is a dish best served cold and these boys are about to get big serving of it.