Oilrose stuff bc why not?

WATDAFACK 12 READS LESGOOOO- (and free oneshot)

Lux/me: YIPPEE!!!!!!

Neru (kinsona): Stop nagging me-

Lux/me: WATDAFACK 12 READS LESGOOOOO-

Cyn (kinsona): ...?

J: Is she okay?

V: No-

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Uhh yippee it's 12 reads not 1.2K! :3

Here, have this:

Tessa (cynessa in disguise): J!

J: ... what is it?

Tessa/Cynessa: You can have a day off. You are our top employee, and you have done too well. The others... they can just kill more workers. They aren't up to your standards.

J: B-But boss! W-We need the JCJenson pens!

Tessa/Cynessa: I have 2 for you already.

"Tessa" gives J two JCJenson pens.

J: Thanks, boss...

J goes to the landing pod. Huh... wh... why did she need a day off? At least she got 2 JCJenson pens... but who should she give one of them to? She only needed one, anyway. Yeah sure, the more the merrier, especially in her branded pen collection, with a total of 69 pens (totally a coincidence... totally-), but she kinda.. wanted to give someone one. Because why not? She entered the landing pod, and sat down in the pilot seat, waiting for someone to come. And to think about who to give it to.

N? No, he's annoying and he doesn't deserve it.

Uzi? No, she is on N's side.

V?... Sure. She is an efficient killer, and she actually gets the job done. Unlike N, WHO SUCKS AT KI- I mean, yes, that was the perfect choice. Give it to V. J was waiting in the landing pod. Just looking at the buttons, not planning to push them of course. Because that's a dumb idea. Yeah sure, it was a pretty much broken landing pod, but, again... what's the big deal with pushing buttons?

2 hours later, V flew in.

V: ... Hi J.

J: O-Oh... u-uhm... h-hi V! Haha... can I give you something really quick?

V had the idea it was a bomb or something. But it wasn't. It was just a pen.

V: Okay...

J: Here...

J gives V a pen.

V: Huh... wh... why did you give me this? And why aren't you doing your job?

J: I-It's because... never mind... and I'm not doing my job because Tessa said I had a day off.

V: Alright then... I guess I'll just... keep the pen the- wait... is this a sort of... love confession?

J: W-WHAT?! N-NO... I WOULD NEVER!

(yea she would)

V: Oh really? Your face says otherwise.

J: ... a-are you sure about that?

V: Yeah.. :3

J: ...

V: ...

J: Fine, okay, it was a love confession? To be honest, you kinda got it not because you're the only one that does their job efficiently... unlike someone I know, but because you're really pretty, and you are psychotic and that has always gotten me interested in you-

V: ... really? You could have just told me, y'know?

J: Yeah... okay, then. That branded pen was a love confession, and... do you accept...?

V: Yeah, sure.

J: But don't tell anyone, not even Lizzy. Just tell her you're breaking up with her.

V: Well, alright then. To be honest, me and Lizzy kinda just... best friends, anyway.

J: Alright... go and tell her. I'll be waiting here...

5 minutes later, V had told Lizzy they were breaking up, and then Lizzy cried in her room- (i still ship vizzy but i will and always will be an oilrose shipper, but i will never be the ceo only because That1AuthorNett is the ceo of oilrose)

V: Done, boss.

J: Y-You don't need to call me boss... that little brat still needs to with his stupid girlfriend, though...

V: Alright then...

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Promoting my own book (technically, it has oilrose in it because neru is j in the book while teto is v)

Hello! Can all of my 34 engaged readers... if not, then all readers check out my Murder Drones AU for Vocaloid? I know some that have already done so, so if you could kindly check that out, that would be appreciated.

Warning:

- The book (i am promoting) will contain F x F (like your normal Lux's book would)
- MikuRin (oilrose is mikurin but robots /hj)
- NeruTeto (10/10 ship, it's just two gayasses in love, one is yellow, the other is red)
- MikuTeto (from da past :3)
- Len is Rin's dad in this one... and Fukase is Rin's dad as well (Len is the biological dad tho)
- Defoko x Luka (idk what the ship name is, and this ship's random as hell lmao- dw, maybe if you check who is who, you will see why it's a ship in there-)
- KaiRin (im sorry bro...)
- brainrotted Mikuo (IM SORRGY)

anyway, bai bai! >w<