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Ragatha, Pomni & Jax go camping ft Bubble

Thanks Stolitz_Radiodust13 for submitting this request, hopefully it's what you wanted.

(Trigger warnings: Vomit, violence, character death, references.)

“Jax! Stop it!” Pomni screamed. She covered her head with her hands, gripping her Jester hat tightly.

“Just take off the hat and no one gets hurt,” Jax said. He held up an Electric hair-cutter. It made a whirring sound.

Ragatha picked up Pomni and held the Jester over her head. “No! Pomni likes having hair.”

Pomni glared at Jax. She yelled, “you're only jealous because your character model doesn't have any!”

Jax tackled Ragatha onto the floor. Pomni screamed again as computerized gravity took her down. The three devolved into a blurry ball of screaming and yelling as Jax attempted to rip off Pomni's hat and shave her head. It wouldn't work because her hat was technically part of her. Ragatha desperately wanted to stop the situation.

Caine appeared. “Well HELLO there, childlike chimichangas!” He said loudly, “Oh. It looks like you're all FIGHTING… AGAIN..!” 

Caine snapped his fingers and all three of them poofed away. Only to reappear in a few seconds, standing in a straight line.

Pomni threw up. Ragatha rubbed the Jester’s back and tried not to grimace. Jax looked around and wondered where his electric hair-cutter went.

“Bubble,” said Caine, and at that the small creature flew over to his side. “How about you take this little group of ours on a mini adventure to help them calm down?” He gestured to them with his staff.

“But what about the others?” Ragatha asked with a frown.

Caine would have blinked at her if he had eyelids. “The others can join you all next time! Although, I don't recommend there being a next time. Because I'm sending you all on this adventure to learn about TEAMWORK and GETTING ALONG.”

Jax glared at Caine. “That sounds stupid and awful,” he stated.

“And I don't feel like dealing with any of you,” responded Caine.

Then a portal opened nearby in a flash of light. Caine flew over and shoved Pomni through. Pomni screamed and grabbed onto Jax's ankle. (Do rabbits have ankles?) Jax grabbed Ragatha by her hair, to which she screamed and fell on the floor. All three of them were dragged into the portal. Bubble followed after.

On the other side of the portal was the middle of nowhere.

Pomni sat up and rubbed her head. “Where… exactly are we?” She asked, glancing around to find a wide expanse of trees and foliage. The trees were all very low resolution. Like the Magic Tree from Teletubbies.

Jax examined his yellow gloves. “You should get your eyes checked, Pomni. This is clearly the spa.”

“Looks like a forest,” Ragatha observed.

Bubble hovered above the three and said, “Welcome to Camp Camp— Camp. Just Camp.”

Ragatha frowned, her shoulders slumped. “Oh, well then, it looks like we'll just have to survive out here until Caine comes and gets us,” said the ragdoll.

Pomni said sadly, “We're probably going to get eaten by an NPC larping as a bear.” She stared at a rock on the ground. The grass was completely flat and the rock looked more like a gray ball than a real rock. “The map isn't even good.” 

The red haired doll helped Pomni stand up. “Don't worry, Pomni! I'm sure Caine will come and get us soon!” Ragatha said with a smile. “There's no need to be sad.”