( Flufftober Oneshots [Murder Drones ships] )

Flufftober 2nd : Baking together

Nuziv ( V x Uzi x N)
Also cringey, that will be a reoccurring theme with these writings 😭
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V strolled into the kitchen, scavenging through every cabinet looking for something sweet to eat, though she found nothing premade she wanted. She groaned in frustration; Uzi walked in the room and looked at her

"What are you so upset about now?" She demanded, rolling her eyes.

V closed the cabinet she was looking into. "There's nothing to eat in this damn house!" She said angrily, "I just need something sweet, can you go to the store or something?"

Uzi pointed to one of the cabinets V had already gone through, "There's an old box of cake mix in there, if you want that"

V stamped her foot, "I meant I want something I don't have to make myself," she crossed her arms. "Why can't you just run to the store and buy a cake instead of me having to make one?"

"Just do it yourself lazy-bot," she groaned, "You can handle it." She walked out of the room, leaving V.

She growled and grabbed the box of cake mix out of the cabinet and read the directions. "Can you at least help me make it? I can't understand this shit!"

N poked his head into the room, "Help with what?"

V held up the box to him, "Making a stupid cake."

N smiled. "Oooooo, can I help?" He asked cheerfully. V shrugged. N called out to Uzi "Uziiiii! Do you wanna help too?"

Uzi growled from the other room, "UGHHHH FIIINE," she came back into the kitchen, looking bored and uninterested. She walked up to V and snatched the box of cake mix pit of her hands, reading the instructions. "N, get me a bowl," she pointed to one of the lower cabinets.

While N was busy doing that, making a lot of noise while doing so, Uzi opened the box and handed V the bag of cake mix, "Open this and put it in the bowl." N, after a lot of rustling through the cabinet, put the silver bowl on the counter, V used her knife hands to open the bag and put the cake mix in, her aggressiveness causing a small cloud of dust.

Uzi rolled her eyes, "Easy part done," she rummaged through one of the drawers for the measuring spoons and put in the 2 cups of water, going back to read the box, "It says we need oil, doesn't say what kind tho."

"It's probably vegetable oil 🤓☝"

V smacked him on the back of the head, "Ill just use drone oil instead," she went into the fridge and got out a bottle of oil and dumped the rest of the oil into the bowl.

"V, it only asks for one cup," Uzi growled, snatching the empty oil bottle and throwing it out. "Whatever, I'll handle the eggs, I don't trust you guys one bit," she went back to the fridge and got out the eggs, N watched intently as Uzi cracked each nicely into the bowl with no eggshells. She went back to the drawer and handed N a spatula, "Mix that, NOT TOO MUCH."

Despite Uzi's warning, N indeed mixed it too hard, spilling the dark cake mix onto the counter, V slapped him on the back, "Nice one dimwit." Uzi handed V a towel to clean it as N kept mixing, but she just used her hands and ate all of it off the counter (nasty)

"N that's enough mixing, it's all good." N put down the spatula and stood there, waiting for someone to tell him to do something. Uzi grabbed a circular cake pan from the back of one of the lower cabinets.

"Can we put sprinkles in it?" N asked enthusiasticly.

"We don't have any sprinkles, N," she said as she poured the cake mix into the pan and put it in the oven, then turning to face V. "There, your cake is baking, don't touch it" She walked away into the other room.

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The alarm on the stove went off, "UZIIIII!" V yelled, "ITSSS DONNEEEE! NOW WHATT?" Uzi came back in the kitchen, groaning.

"Well open the oven and get it out then," Uzi said, her hands on her hips.

"Ugh, fine," V opened the oven and took the hot cake out without any flinching whatsoever from the heat and placed it on the table, N reaching out his hand to snag some, Uzi hitting his hand out of the way.

"You have to let it cool dumbass," Uzi said, "I'm pretty sure there's a half empty can of frosting in the back of the fridge if you wanna put that on it, but don't put it on until the cake is cool, got it?"

"Ok Uzi!" N said as V nodded, rolling her eyes.

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The cake was frosted (poorly) and ready as V too a slice and ate it, "Mmm, I guess it's ok."

"Can I have some?" N asked

V took a slice out of the cake and put it to the side, picking up the rest of the cake and smashing it into N's face, chuckling.

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FINALLY DONE HOLY CRAP
Tbh this was definitely better than yesterday's I always write in a lot of imagery with these but I don't write a lot of dialogue, but I feel like today's was just the right amount of each. Also I think I got the character's personalities better this time

[ 917 words holy shit ]