OH, I BEG, FORGIVE MY WORTHLESS SINS
OH MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER, WHO HATH HER HUNCHED SHOULDERS;
OH MY POWERFUL FATHER, WHO HATH HIS SALTED BODY AND CHARMS.
BLESS MY BROTHERS, IN HEALTH AND STRENGTH, FOR HELPING HOLD THIS BOULDER,
BLESS MY CURLED UP GRANDPARENTS, WHOSE TIMES HAVE GONE AND PASSED.
FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY POWERLESS COWARDICE,
A SAD SON, YOUNG BROTHER, AND UN-GRAND!
(Final revision update: 1/10/2024)