Me: Dear reader,
Me: This is how you do the Smiley thinggymegigger:
Ash-kun: So there is this urban legend that says if you get on this website called hide and go chat, if you type the phrase "I did it for the lulz" three times, while thinking of their death, a bald man who stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile into his face will show up behind the person you were talking to, and will take out his freshly sharpened knife and will slowly kill them, right in front of you. But you should know one thing, he knows who and where you are.
Me: The funny thing is.... he's not from this world and will kill you if you summon him. The sad part is.... you can't do anything about it. You better hiiiiddeeee~ *pulls out a knife*
Me and Ash-kun: We wrote this for the lulz~!
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Me: Tucker did it!
Ash-kun: Call the damn cops!
Tucker: That's what she said! Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Ash-kun and Me: TUCKER!
