[The scene starts with Charlie and his gang driving their gray van along the street.]
Charlie: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
[Alastor is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to her, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Husk covers his ears in the back while Angel rolls down his window and smiles.]
Charlie: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]
Charlie: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
Charlie: Oh, shit! Fu-
[Charlie slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Charlie turns off the radio and glares at the in the pink car. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".]
Charlie: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
[Charlie pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
Charlie: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
[The passenger steps out of his front car seat. Charlie lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
Charlie: Oh, shit! Seviathan!
[Seviathan blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
Seviathan: Charlotte.
Charlie: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
[Charlie falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
Charlie: ...three rings DOWN!
Seviathan: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.
Charlie: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken bastard, clutching onto that bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Seviathan: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
[He takes a drink from his bottle and wipes his mouth with his thumb.]
Verosika: So, your daddy says "Hi".
[Charlie angrily steps in front of Seviathan.]
Charlie: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Seviathan: Actually, bitch. It has my name on it.
[Seviathan points down to his name written in purple spray paint by their feet. H.A.Z.B.I.N is crossed out on the ground.]
Seviathan: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...
Alastor: *watching from the van* No way...
Seviathan: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.
Charlie: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!
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Hazbin Boss
FanfictionHazbin Hotel x Helluva Boss swap au where the Happy Hotel is a group of murderers. Roles Charlie as Blitz Husk as Moxxie Angel as Millie Alastor as Loona Vaggie as Stolas Valentino as Stella Vox as Striker Vellvette as Fizzarolli Carmilla as Ozzie S...
