Random Wolfstar! (art is not mine)

Drunk and in love 🌼

It was the biggest party of the year, the graduation party. Everyone from the graduating year was invited. After all, the only thing they needed to do was wait until the next day for their results. Today was their last exam, so they needed to celebrate.

Remus hated parties, but this one was special, so he had to go. He sat on the couch in the corner, trying to make himself invisible.

"Mind if I sit down with you?" Said a very familiar voice. Severus Snape. Over the years he got taller, leaner and a shit ton sexier. If Remus wasn't already in love he'd be chasing this man right there.

"Yeah, sit, how come you're here? I thought you weren't into the party scene?"

"That's because I'm not Remus. My partner invited me. I'm trying to blend in so they don't blast the relationship publicly, while drunk." Severus rolled his eyes, sounding exhausted and a little annoyed.

"I didn't know you were in a relationship! How is it?"

"I mean, it's like any other relationship, good. I love them, they love me. Room for only dumb arguments. That's all that really matters. What about you and Black?" Remus' eyes got wide, they weren't dating, but if Severus thought so, how many people think that as well?

"What about me and Sirius? We're still best friends as we were for the past 7 years." Severus looked at him with sympathy and sadness in his eyes.

"Well if he doesn't see what you can offer, he's not worth it anyway." Severus put a hand on his shoulder reassuringly. Trying to bring him some kind of comfort.

"WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND!" Could be heard from the other side of the room. Regulus Black, standing on a table, screaming.

"Fuck, he's too drunk. I'll kill him!" And with that he disappeared for a few seconds, and then reappeared in front of Remus, with Regulus, hand in hand.

"Black's am I right?" Severus sighed.

"A handful, but you still gotta love 'em." Remus replied chuckling. Regulus was a year younger, but since he's Sirius' brother, he probably got in very easily. Severus sat Regulus on a couch that was next to the couch where Remus sat. Regulus fell asleep fast.

"Sometimes I wish I didn't love his dumb ass. Especially when I remember that if we stay together Sirius will be my brother in law." Severus laughed. Tears forming at his water lines.

"Hey, you know what? Let's make a promise, if either one of us marries one of the Black's dumbasses, the other has to marry the other one. I need someone normal as an in-law." Remus chuckled at Severus' proposal. Sticking out his hand and waiting for Severus takes it.

"You got yourself a deal Lupin. Is this a good time to tell you that Regulus has apparently been blabing on about an engagement?" Before Remus could react, Severus shook his hand, making it a sealed deal.

"You and your trickery! You really are a slytherin." Remus rolled his eyes.

"Hey, I need to get something real quick, could you watch him for a second? I'll be right back. I promise." Severus pleaded.

"Yeah sure, just be quick."

And with that Severus disappeared into the crowd, as Remus waited for a few minutes when he heard one of his best friends yelling from the crowd.

"SNAPE! OW OW OW. What do you want! I can walk myself." Sirius was screaming. Remus' brain finally put the pieces together. Before he could say anything, Severus pushed Sirius at Remus. Telling them a very interesting few sentences.

"I have to deal with my Black, you deal with yours. See you later brother-in-law, also Blacks are great in bed, Lucius confirmed it." And with that Severus took his boyfriend and dragged him presumably to the dungeons to their room.

"I'm glad my brother has such good friends that take care of him drunk." Sirius said, absolutely out of it, drunk.

"Sirius, Severus and Regulus are in a relationship. That's what his partner does, not what his friend does."

"Wait really? Those two are dating?"

"Yes Sirius, they are."

"Fuck him. He won again." Sirius rolled his eyes.

"What did he, what? Let's go somewhere quieter okay?" Remus told Sirius, who just nodded and they were on the way to their dorm.

"What did Regulus do?"

"He won a bet."

"What type of bet?"

"We bet about who's going to finally confess to their crush. He got Snape into a relationship, I'd call that a success."

"How come you didn't win? I bet every girl would be rushing to be in a relationship." Remus shrugged.

"That's the problem, it's not a girl." This time the one shrugging was Sirius.

"You don't like a girl? How did that happen?"

"I don't know, you tell me!" Sirius threw his hands up in the air.

"How am I supposed to know why you don't like a girl?"

"I thought you were smart Rem. Have you literally not put it together yet?" After Sirius said those words, Remus' mind started running as if it was on a treadmill.

Severus asked about Sirius and him, he made him promise that marriage thing and then he brought Sirius over. Sirius doesn't like a girl. He's asking him why he doesn't like a girl.

"You're asking me to tell you why you like me?" Remus was in shock, hoping he was correct, otherwise it'd be awkward.

"SEE! I knew you were smart." Sirius put his head on his shoulder.

"It's fine if you don't like me as well, I figured you wouldn't." Sirius sounded so sad.

"That's not it, I like you, I just made this damn deal with Severus and I don't know if you'll be able to help me."

"What is it?"

"If they get married, I have to marry you."

"I- I think that one is doable."

"Glad to hear that, if you couldn't help I'd have to ruin their wedding." Remus shrugged.

"Oh come on, why? Those two are happy!"

"Yeah, but with you, your brother, your cousins and your parents, Sev would go crazy, as would I. We need to be there for each other, so we don't snap and kill you."

"You're so mean to me!" Sirius was pouting.

"You deserve it." Remus was laughing at Sirius' faces, when he's drunk, any face he tries to make looks funny.

"I think we should go to sleep Padfoot."

"Yeah, I think so too Moony."

As they laid on one of the beds in their dorm, cuddling each other to sleep, Sirius' breathing slowed a little, trying to find the right steady rhythm. In a few minutes, Remus thought his companion was sleeping, placing a kiss in his hair and whispering.

"I love you Padfoot."

"I love you too, Moony."