EPIC BATTLE

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by kuromi1413

by kuromi1413

It was a beautiful day in a city idk the name of, and Ranpo Edogawa and Sukuna were happily chatting

Ranpo: hey Sukuna! Look at this funny video! Ranpo shows to Sukuna a video of a girl doing acrobatics, then, a jumpscare of that weird experiment pops up

Sukuna: god damn it Ranpo! Starts insulting the Lord in many ways
Sukuna: I'll never sleep tonight because of this!! I'll touch you, Ranpo.

Ranpo: 😨 AYO CALM DOWN

Sukuna: I'LL SUMMON MAHORAGA IN YOUR ASS. WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON-
Just joking, i would never summon mahoraga to a cutie patootie like ranpo

Ranpo: :33

Sukuna: ":33" STFU YOU STUPID BITCH 🤬🤬🤬

Ranpo: S-sukuna-san... A-a-are you bullying me?!?!says in a trembling voice

Sukuna: yes woof angry

Ranpo: loud gasp S-sukuna-san! T-think again! W-we can talk about it!!! Tries to calm him down

Sukuna: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON EIGHT-HANDLED SWORD DIVERGENT SILA DIVINE GENERAL MAHORAGA

Ranpo: AAAAAAAAH!!!

Sukuna: I see you're afraid... 😉😉

Ranpo: S-sukuna san! S-stop it!

Sukuna: Absolutely not!!!! 😉😉🐺🐺🐺🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺

Ranpo: P-please! P-please... falls to the floor on his knees I-I won't say ever again... ":3"

Sukuna: Nuh huh 😈😈😈 Mahoraga approaches Ranpo and kicks him

Ranpo: shouts in pain A-aa!!

Sukuna: