THIS IS SATIRE.
TW: mpreg, fortnite
Austin raised his hand, "Passenger princess!" He shouted out confidently. The teacher picked him, letting him sit in one of the chairs at the front for the drama activity. Austin sat down. He looked to his friend, Diondre who sat in the chair beside him. Diondre placed his hand on Austins thigh, looking into his orbs.
"You're my passenger princess"
He said lowly into his ear so only he could hear. A few more people were chosen and they went back to doing the drama activity. Once the bell rung for the end of class they cleaned up their things and walked out, brushing hands a few times, as they walked out the school doors and gates together they kept glancing at one another, the light shining off both of their orbs. The sun beat down onto their bags and backs as they both walked home together. Walking down the narrow and empty sidewalk, foliage draping over from leaning full and flushed out perfectly green trees, fresh looking and cleanly cut grass from other peoples lawns framing the beige concrete. Austin slipped his hand into Diondres.
"Am I still your passenger princess?"
He asked. Meaning for it to be a joke, it cane out too needy sounding as if he was looking for reassurance.
"Yes you are."
Diondre responded back, laughing slightly. It sounded like a dying crow on steroids getting split open.
"So.. are we going to your house pookie wookie?"
Austin asked, slipping his hand into his friends and grasping onto it.
"Sure."
Diondre said, a simple reassuring response. They walked more, hand in hand hopin nobody from school would see them. They walked for around 10 more minutes, closer to 9 minutes and 11 seconds (9/11) before reaching Diondres house, they stepped inside and took off their shoes. They seet their bags by the front door before going up to Diondres room, it was messy and he had wet clothing stuck to the ceiling, but Austin didnt mind this was his pookie ookie wookie bear!
They decided to play a bit of fortnite together, sitting side by side on Diondres bed. They came in second place.
"Dude we almost got first, stupid ninja turtles!"
Diondre said, annoyance in his tone.
"I know, right?!"
Austin said in agreeance. Diondre looked at him, staring into his shining orbs and absolutely hideous face, he shook the thought of kissing the ogre looking boy out of his head. Why would he ever do that? The two decided to play some more fortnite. One thing led to another and they diddled one another.
Three weeks later:
Austin came out of the bathroom at Diondres house, tapping him on the shoulder.
"Hey pookie wookie?"
He said shyly, showing his friend the positive pregnancy test.
"Its okay, I'll help you pookie after all I'm the alpha."
Diondre responded.
Austin gave birth after nine months and they raised the ugly ass child together the end
YOU ARE READING
Mpreg omegaverse of my straight gay classmates
RomanceI hate them and they act so gay, I also write some ant and insect povs of my friends :D this is all satire
