basically, i did some writing

Vampires don't like Garlic on their Pizza

"Ew. What is this?" The vampire recoiled in disgust.

"Sir, it's garlic." The delivery driver tried to keep the pizzas from falling. He ordered like, 30 or 40.

"I thought I said no garlic!"

"It's policy." He gasped

"Just... GAh! Here's your tip."
He hands the delivery driver a 70$ tip.

"Woah! Cool. Thanks."

The delivery guy left.

"Ugh. I have like, a hundred pizzas here, and what am I supposed to do with them???!"

The vampire sighted a pack of humans.

"Hey! You!"

"What, me?" The blond one said.

"Yes, you! And your friends."

"What?"

"I have a bunch of pizza."

"Ok...?"

"Do you wanna come eat some?"

"Sure."

"I'll go get the root beer."