i know i need it all, so, baby, don't tempt me (Danny/Funny)

i know i need it all, so, baby, don't tempt me

Funny hadn't meant to go digging through his boyfriend's stuff. They'd been living together for more than two years, and Funny was very secure in their relationship. He trusted Danny completely, and he knew Danny trusted him too. They rarely ever kept secrets from each other. 

While Danny was out running errands, Funny had spent the day cleaning, his focus on his and Danny's bedroom. He did a bunch of laundry, and moved the bed to make sure nothing had gotten lost or stuck underneath it. There had been a few items, a t-shirt Funny had forgotten about, some socks, several pens. There was also a large box.

Funny hadn't ever seen it before. No writing on it, very simplistic packaging. Curiosity got the better of him and he took it out, opening it on the bed. Inside the box was a massive dildo. An absolutely huge unrealistic size, the kind used in exaggerated porn films. It was long and thick, overly detailed with veins and an uncut tip. Funny's jaw dropped and he picked it up, shocked at how heavy it was. A large suction cup was attached to the base, and the only other thing in the box was Danny's order information. He'd customized the thing.

Funny set the monster of a toy back down, a little embarrassed at how he was feeling due to such a discovery. He'd never really been self-conscious about his size, but if Danny had gotten something as excessive as this, Funny wondered if he was doing something wrong. If Danny wasn't satisfied with their sex life.

Funny was so lost in his thoughts, his sudden insecurity, that he didn't hear Danny come inside until he spoke. "Dylan, babe! I got stuff to make that pasta salad you really-" Danny gaped and stood still in the bedroom doorway when he spotted the box Funny had found. 

Funny flushed, putting the cover back on it. "I wasn't trying to snoop around, I was just cleaning in here, and I moved the bed and i didn't know what this was, so-"

Danny shook his head, "No, no, don't apologize, Dyl. I would've been curious, too. I...I bought it for myself almost two months ago. I was super fucking horny while you were on that trip, and...yeah. You're not angry at me, are you?" 

"Of course I'm not angry," Funny crossed the room and tugged his boyfriend into a hug, "I just...that thing is gigantic. Am I...are you unhappy or, I don't know, am I bad in bed? Do you need more? Someone who's bigger than I am, or-"

Danny laughed and cupped Funny's face, "You're silly, Dylan." He leaned in, kissing Funny slow and tender, his tongue just teasingly brushing Funny's, "You're more than enough for me, babe. I don't need anything or anyone else." He slid one hand down Funny's thigh, before cupping his crotch, "And trust me, your cock is perfect. You fill me like you were made for me." 

Funny relaxed in Danny's arms, starting to get hard against the older man's hand, his arms looped around Danny's shoulders. "Mmmn...why'd you settle on such a massive toy, then?"

Danny chuckled and moved towards the bed, picking up his dildo and stroking it suggestively. His fingers couldn't even fully wrap around the girth of it. "It's just for fun when I'm not able to be with you. I wanted to push myself, was sorta just curious if I could even fit something this big inside me." He smiled at Funny, "Turns out I can." 

Funny smiled back at him, "I'm sorry I freaked out and got self-conscious. You can trust me with stuff like this, too. You didn't have to hide it, the box can go in the closet with our other toys." 

Danny squeezed Funny's hand, "Thanks for being so understanding about it. I promise I won't keep stupid shit a secret anymore. We good?" 

"Yes, we're good," Funny pulled Danny into some more warm kisses, melting into his boyfriend now that they'd talked. He hooked his fingers through Danny's belt loops and grinned, "Mmn, amorcito, all I can think about now is you riding that thing."