Kirby: my Hero at Ya!

Exposition.

"What can I do for ya D-man?" NME said over the phone. "Now you listen here and you listen good." DDD spoke, done with the witty banter. "Evertime I buy from you, you sell me a monster the fails to kill that there Kirby." "I want you to send me something new, something that will actually work!" DDD yelled, very pissed off.

"Sir, please calm down." Escargoon said in a worried voice. For his concern, DDD smashed him over the head with his mallet. "Why did I open my mouth?" Escargoon thought to himself as he laid on the floor.

"Lucky for you, D-man, we've got something to do the trick." NME said as the warp pad started, and spawned in a cannonball. "Just shot Kirby with this, and he'll be out of your hair forever." NME said in a menacing voice before disconnecting the call.

"Come on Escargoon!" DDD yelled, grabbing the cannonball and him as he dash to the garage. "It's time to get rid of that there Kirby." he said with fire in his eyes.

As DDD reached the garage, he immediately jumped into his tank and sped off. "Wait sire, we aren't finished!" One of the waddle Dee's yelled, but it was already too late.

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Kirby was chilling at his home, working on his starship with a waddle dee. Susie had given some blueprints to Kirby to say sorry for what she did, and one of them was for his starship. Meta knight and Kowasaki were there as well, Kowasaki wanting Kirby to try his new recipe, and Meta knight wanting to spar.

Then DDD pulled up. "Take this Kirby!" He yelled as he shot the cannonball at him. As it hit Kirby, a portal opened, sucking Kirby, waddle Dee, Kowasaki, Meta Knight, DDD, Escargoon, and their vehicles into the portal.

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As they all landed in a heap, there was a loud crash behind them. "Poyo." Kirby said in a sad voice. His starship got crushed by DDD's tank. It would take a lot longer to fix his ship, but at least he had the blueprints.

As they settled down, they noticed that they appeared to be in an alleyway. "Were are we?" Kowasaki asked. "Wherever we are, it ain't popstar." Meta knight responded.

"Well, now that that's over with, let's go get some food!" DDD said. "Who died and put you in charge?" Escargoon asked, receiving a flick from DDD. "I was in charge back home, why not here?" Then proceeded to beat him up for getting them lost here.

Having no comeback to this, they agreed. After getting the tank off Kirby's starship and strapping it to the tank, with DDD complaining the whole time, they secured it and drove out of the ally in search of a restaurant.

On the way, they came to a truce. Pretty soon they found a seafood place. Having eaten to their hearts content, it was time to pay."Hey DDD, can you cover for the food?" Escargoon asked. "I thought you had the money." DDD replied. "If we have no money, how are we going to get food!" Escargoon yelled, upset with DDD's stupidity.

"How did I wind up with these two bafoons." Meta knight thought to himself. "Wait, I have an idea." DDD said. "Really, what is it?" Escargoon asked. "Look over there!" DDD yelled while pointing his hammer, hitting waddle Dee into the kitchen, where he fell into a pot of boiling water. "Let's leave!" DDD yelled as the group ran into the kitchen, grabbed waddle Dee, and sped off in the tank.

After leaving the restaurant in the dust, they finally noticed how waddle Dee looked. The top part of his head and the upper right side of his face were burned, leaving them red. "I'm sorry buddy." DDD said as he tried to touch him, but he slapped his hand away from him.

Waddle Dee just sat there, brewing with anger and depression. "To stop something like this from happening again, we have to find a way to make some money." Meta knight said. "Well how we gonna do that?" DDD asked. Just then, a flyer flew by, hitting Kowasaki in the face.

"I have an idea." Kowasaki said, showing them the flyer. "We become heroes!" He announced to them. On the flyer it read, Come to U.A High! Your first stop to becoming a paid hero is here! Underneath was the location of where the entrance exam would take place.

"And look. The exam is next week!" We just have to make it a week, become heroes, then we can get some money!" Kowasaki said, excited at the prospect. "I mean, we already took down plenty of villains back on dreamland, how hard can this be?" DDD said excited as well.

"And also, they start offering dorms, so we can have a place to stay!" He said, most excited about that, cause he wanted a shower. As they had no home, they found a nice ally to park the tank in. As there was no room in the tank, they had to sleep in dumpsters.

"This stinks!" DDD said, annoyed about his sleeping arrangements. "Shut up and go to sleep, it's your own fault this happened." Meta knight said, upset at the king's contestant complaining. "Fine." DDD said, turning over to get some rest.