Chuck Norris ate 2 whole bottles of sleeping pills and blinked. ONCE.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul.
When life gives you lemons, you yell "WHAT THE HECK!?" And throw them back. When Chuck Norris gives you lemons you take them and thank him.
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I got all of these off the internet.
~Nova♠
