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a man was in a terrible accident and had to be taken to hospital. his family came and waited in the visitors room while he was examined by the doctor. the doctor walked into the room with a glum face. the family looked worried. the doctor said "I'm sorry to say but his injuries are very serious. he needs an operation to swap his brain with another but will survive happily afterward. the insurance will pay for the operation, but you will have to pay for the brain yourself, one from an organ donor. " someone in the family asked" how much will the brain cost?" "£50 for a female brain, and £2000 for a male". a male in the room smiled and asked "why such a difference" the doctor replied with an equil smile from the childishness "well it's the normal pricing procedure. a female brains price had ti be lowers, because it's actually been used."

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