You would think that teaching your kiddo how to duel would be relatively easy. Find an open grassy space, give tips while kicking butt, fight imaginary monsters together -
or in my case, have him try to attack me without our fingers getting smashed because he takes after me and swings harder than hell - the normal stuff.
Not my kid.
Apparently his favorite thing to do is pretend he's Pikachu, hold his saber like a lance, and charge headlong into battle, screaming "PIKA CHUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"
And he gets mad when I sidestep casually and poke his backside.
Excuse me, mister, but I'm not about to let myself get impaled when all I have to do is take one step.
Maybe next time I can talk him into dueling across the creek bed.
