It's about 8:00 pm. On a Friday.
*DING DONG*
"Who could be awake this late." Jeff mutters to himself. *he slowly opens the door*
"Hi bro" says teacher guy "I found Meemaw brisket recipe
"YOU WHAAAAT" yells jeff "YOU WHAT"
"Also" says teacher guy "can you be my sigma e kitten"
"OMG YES MEW MOEW MEOWOKENEJEGEg GBABABABBA" Jeff becomes mentally insane
"What the sigma" says max