2 cookies and one wad of cream is the formula to create one perfectly sculpted Oreo cookie. Not many people know this but the Oreo factory has one line of a certain flavor only available to a select number of beings on this very planet, planet Earth. No cookie is made with such quality cream like the Iero cookie. Legend has it that one bite of such a cookie can make a female's ovaries burst just like a marshmallow heated in a microwave for too long.
Experts say that a cookie like the Iero cookie could possibly cure AIDS. But such an experiment has not been tested due to the fact Iero cookies are made in minimum quantities so there isn't enough to conduct the full procedure.
It has not beet publicly explained how the Iero cookie production process works but there has been a statement from the Oreo inc. representative saying, "Folks, let's just say Frank Iero has to work very hard on weekends to produce such quality cream for our customers."
