63. put the tiger in a cage

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PeterPAN
Idk someone should put that damn tiger in a cadge with some real tigers idc

Twinkerbell
Good morning to you too and I agree

Jeonghan
What has he done this time

Vernon
Doesn't sound like a murder

PeterPAN
He spilled coffee on my brand new , tshirt its worth more than his life
I repeat its new and branded

Seungkwan
Oh so he spilled coffee on you ? Too early for that ig

PeterPAN
No he spilled coffee on himself wearing my t shirt !?? How did you get your hands on it anyway kwon !!

daddy
Wait wait we should totally do what you said this case must go to court

Chan
Lemme be the judge

Soonyoung
Your honour I didn't knew it was brand new

Twinkerbell
As juns lawyer
What were you doing wearing it at 1st place

PeterPAN
Yes ?? And how did you get your hands on it

Soonyoung
You left me alone in your house ? I was wandering I found it on a chair and i wore it your honour its tottaly his fault

PeterPAN
You are not allowed to come to my home again !!

Chan
Don't shout in the holy court

daddy
He is a thief I'm saying
He keep stealing cloths

daddy
I'm so tired of him he don't even return some

Chan
Where is your lawyer

Chan
We need evidence

Jeonghan
Imma be his lawyer

daddy
Wonwoo will give evidence

Chan
OK but if the evidence doesn't slay I'm not convinced

Jeonghan
His existence alone do slay your honour

Wonwoo
Yeah I have seen by my own eyes Soonyoung here wears everyone and anyone's cloths without asking

Soonyoung
His eyes don't work your honor

Wonwoo
How dare you mf

Chan
Hey don't curse in court but we need more evidence !!

Jeonghan
His eyes might not work but your honour they r beautiful you should totally believe them

Chan
Yeah your defence is valid

Twinkerbell
Are we here to talk about his eyes your honour?

Chan
Wait I got distracted so back to the topic kwon Soonyoung where is your lawyer

Seokmin
Let me cook your honour

Joshua
He is a good chef ngl

Chan
I'm fine with my mom's cooking no thanks

Vernon
Hey you love my food

Chan
You mean your ramen ?

Vernon
It does count as food

Twinkerbell
Your honour wtf you keep getting distracted

Chan
Stfu anyways what does Soonyoungs lawyer has to say

Seokmin
Soonyoung ate that outfit your honour I have evidence

PeterPAN
He can't be Soonyoungs lawyer he is the one who send me the picture of my ruined baby

Soonyoung
You didn't even knew the tshirt was with me untill he does that

Soonyoung
See your honour he's calling the shirt baby but he wasn't even taking care if it
It was rotting on a chair when I found it
I find it and take care if it

Soonyoung
Seokmin make it make sense

Seokmin
Yes Soonyoung have all rights to have it. He was feeding it

Twinkerbell
Feeding what coffee !?

Seokmin
Yes

Chan
Wait that kinda makes sense

Soonyoung
And it looks better on me

Jihoon
Where is the evidence

Joshua
Are you really asking for his photos middle of court

Jihoon
No im asking for evidence

Seokmin
Wait I do have evidence your honour

Seokmin
Look my client slayed while doing it

VernonWait are we really arguing over a plain white t shirt

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Vernon
Wait are we really arguing over a plain white t shirt

Jihoon
That actually look good

Chan
Eww since when jihoon hyung act like this

Twinkerbell
Your fking honour stop  keep forgetting your roll

Soonyoung
Seokmin the judge is judging us I don't like it

PeterPAN
Now what ? It was my own shirt I'm gonna kill him

PeterPAN
It's fking branded hehauehab

Seokmin
How much was it

PeterPAN
Some dollars I don't remember

Soonyoung
See I can take care of it better than you
And I will return it afre giving it a shower

Chan
No murders in this court ( please do it somewhere)

Jeonghan
Your honour I will cut off your monthly allowance if you won't let our side win

Chan
Shh

Soonyoung
This - this shouldn't be how law work

Chan
I am the LAW , and I sentence soonyong 1 months in a cage with tigers

Vernon
The law isn't lawing here

Soonyoung
Humans are fake anyways imma gonna be happy with them , PUT ME , PUT ME

PeterPAN
Hope they take whole months to kill you slowly

Soonyoung
Rot in hell mf I don't care

daddy
He deserve this your honour

Minji
DONT PUT ME IN A BOX 📦💥

Mingyu
Did we just get rid of him

Seungkwan
Yay I'm sad I wasn't a part of it I'm in a class

Soonyoung
No one asked
















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