My mom is a pathetic cook.
Not just in the kitchen, but in life. And I don't say that because I hate her. It's just facts.
Take her life recipe, for example. She was supposed to have one kid-maybe two-turn them into perfect little princesses, you...
I know some of you are probably thinking, "Why the hell is she repeating this?"
Well, for those wondering why I'm serving up this description again, let me break it down for you.
First off, I know half of you didn't read it the first time, and that's fine — we live in a world of skimming. I get it. But more importantly, you need to understand this before diving in, because trust me, if you think this is just another story about some rebellious siblings, you're dead wrong.
So once again, I proclaim... My mom is a pathetic cook.
And I'm not talking just in the kitchen... I mean in life itself. It's not me being dramatic or petty, it's just straight-up facts.
See, she had this neat little life recipe all planned out: one or two kids, turn them into flawless, dainty princesses. The kind who grow up, marry nice men, bake casseroles, and throw perfect charity brunches on the weekends. But somehow, somewhere along the line, she seriously messed up the instructions. Went totally off-script and ended up with four daughters who'd rather throw punches than parties.
It's like she dumped a whole cup of rebellion into the batter when the recipe called for just a dash. Instead of princesses, she got... well, us.
So, yeah, I'm repeating this description because it sets the scene for what's coming next — the chaos, the bad decisions, and the beautiful mess that is our family. Trust me, you need this. You need to know that my mom was aiming for royal etiquette, but what she got was a DIY guide to creating four women who could burn the whole world down before letting anyone touch their family.
Still with me? 👀 Good, because here's what we're really cooking up:
DIY Recipe for Bad Bitches
(If you think following this will create the perfect family, think again.)
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Bad Bitch - 2 tablespoons of Boss Bitch. -1 teaspoon of Crazy Bitch -A sprinkle of Good Bitch.
For a little extra flair: - A dash of Betrayal - A splash of Judgement - A good heaping of Envy - Gossip - A spoonful of Manipulation - Competition - And of course, a generous scoop of Resentment- because some grudges never truly die.
Instructions:
1. Start with a family recipe but immediately ignore all of the directions. Throw all four sisters into the same messy life, and let them simmer. 2. Add in a dangerously irresistible man who's anything but predictable. Stir the pot with misunderstandings, secrets, and forbidden love. 3. Mix in betrayal, backstabbing, and jealousy-but don't forget to sprinkle in loyalty and blood bonds, just when you think they might rip each other apart. 4. Let the drama boil over.
Final product: Not the perfect princesses mom was hoping for, but:
Four women.
Four secrets.
Four hearts in a dance.
A powerhouse of women who'd burn the whole world down before letting anyone mess with their family.
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
Alright, now that we've cleared up the whole repeating-the-description-because-you-skimmed-it thing, let's pretend you didn't read any of that and we're having a brand-new conversation. Fresh start. Clean slate. You with me? Cool.
Hey again reader! (Yeah, I know, it's weird. It's like when you already talked to someone in the morning, but then they come back and hit you with another "hey, how are you?" like you're starting all over. Awkward. And I'm sorry.)
So, here's the deal. Before you dive into the juicy parts, we need to have a quick chat about what you're really getting yourself into. I know, I know — another interruption. But stay with me, because this is important.
Now, if you're feeling a little weird or confused by this point, I'm going to need you to forgive me.
Just for a second.
In fact, suck it up. Seriously. This whole story's a bad/toxic/crazy smoothie, and if this already feels like too much... Well, you've got two options: stop reading now and bounce straight to chapter one… or keep reading this important bit.
Still here? Good. Let's keep rolling.
This book is rated R for Ridiculously Rebellious. We've got:
1. Murder (mostly accidental, but still...) and gory scenes. 2. Stealing (because who needs a 9-to-5, right?) 3. Heavy Language and violence here and there. 4. Cheating (on tests, on partners, on diets - you name it) 5. Some shady dealings with not-so-legal substances 🚬
I'm also toying with the idea of adding some spicy scenes in future chapters. I'm still on the fence about it because, honestly, I set out to write a fun, crazy adventure, and I'm not sure if smut fits that bill. So, consider this your heads up that things might get steamy later on. Or they might not.
Here's where you come in, lovely. If you're digging what you're reading, consider touching that star ⭐ on the chapters you love. It's like applause, but for my ego. Your votes keep me motivated and help me gauge what you're enjoying.
Got opinions? Great! Share them in the comments. But remember, if you wouldn't say it to my face in a dark alley when I have a loaded gun, maybe keep it to yourself. Constructive criticism is cool, but unnecessarily mean comments might result in me sending some, uh, "friendly" and really touchy people your way. (Just kidding! ...please don't be mean 🙂🥹I read all comments.)
Again, this is all in good fun. I'm here to entertain you, and your support means the world to me.
If you're clutching your pearls right now, maybe grab a nice cup of tea and a Jane Austen novel instead.
But if you're still with me, Yaaaay, I love you and I hope you grow a pair of wings!
On a more serious note:
Formal Disclaimer:
This work of fiction is intended for mature audiences. While the current content focuses on the themes mentioned above, I'm considering the inclusion of explicit sexual content (smut) in future chapters. This decision has not been finalized. If you're sensitive to such material, you're advised to proceed with caution. I'll surely provide updates if the content rating changes.
Remember, kids: Fiction is fun, but don't try this stuff at home. Stay in school, don't do drugs, and always wear your seatbelt!
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Oh, and before I forget - I know you're probably dying to get a clear picture of our lovable miscreants.
Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about character descriptions and aesthetics. I'm planning to drop those on you later, along with some killer mood boards (if I can figure out how to make them look as cool as they do in my head). Why the delay, you ask? Well, turns out I'm still not excused from lecturers and assignments.
So bear with me while I juggle writing this and trying not to flunk out, okay?
