One Direction And Directioners

Babysitting

Paul babysitting the boys

Paul: okay guys were going on a hike!

*starts hiking*

Niall: im hungryyyyy!

Paul: niall your fine we just ate ten minutes ago!

Zayn: paul! I need my mirror i need my mirror!!!!! Its not in my pocket!!!!!

Paul: zayn ill get you a new one! You can survive for now!

Zayn: no i cant waaaaaaaa!

Paul: shhhh zayn there are other people here!!!

Paul: harry stop hitting on the hikers!!!!

Harry: your 37? Thats hot. You know 37 is my favorite number? Speaking of numbers... Whats yours?

Paul: im so sorry about this. *says to hiker harry is hitting on*

Louis: OMG WHY ARE YOU WEARING CROCS! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEAOUS!

Louis: AND YOUR HER PARENT? WELL YOU SHOULDNT LET HER BUY THOSE UGLY DISASTERS YOU SHOULD GET ARRESTED!

Paul: Louis!!!!!!! Shes allowed to wear what she wants!!!!!

Louis: ill be watching you. *walks over to paul*

Paul: okay now... HARRY AND LOUIS STOP MAKING OUT WERE IN A PUBLIC PLACE!!!!

Harry: but paullll!

Paul: no buts!

Louis: speaking of butts, you simply cannot have an ass like mine!

Harry: thats right lou!

Paul: guys just, NIALL DONT EAT THOSE BERRIES THEYRE POISONOUS!

Liam: Niall ill help you i know CPR!

Paul: liam that wont help him!!!!!

Liam: okay whatever

Paul: HARRY AND LOUIS! I TOLD YOU NO MAKING OUT!

*harry and louis continue making out*

Paul: ZAYN STOP CRYING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK YOUR INSANE!

Zayn: people are watching? Do i look good????

Paul: ughhhhh

*liam talking to a younger couple making out*

Liam: you know its not safe to kiss in the woods. A bear could sneak up behind you and eat you, also there may be kids here!

Paul: liamm leave that couple alone!!!!

Niall: *talking to same couple* you gonna eat that?
*points to their dog*

Girl: *slaps niall in the face*

Paul: NIALL! You dont eat peoples dogs!!!!!

Paul: i quit