*annabeth is online*
Annabeth: why was I added to this group?
Percy: idk but I was too
*Harry is online*
Harry: who the heck are you guys—
Annabeth: why were we added
Percy: harry... I've heard that name before
Annabeth: you have?
Percy: yeah. Are you an Afrodite camper?
Harry: what's an Afrodite
Harry: is it like an Afro
Harry: I don't have an Afro
Annabeth: he means Aphrodite
Annabeth: and no Percy, he's not a camper
*Hermione is online*
Hermione: Harry what did you do
Harry: I didn't do anything!
Hermione: then why are there two strangers on our group chat?
Annabeth: that's what I've been ASKING him this whole time
Annabeth: who are you guys anyway
Percy: its not my fault
Percy: I think
Percy: probably
Harry: is this somehow Ron's fault
Hermione: I wouldn't be surprised
Harry: ...yes he is surprisingly incompetent with muggle tech
Annabeth: Muggle?
Harry: uh... never mind
Hermione: where is Ron anywho
*ron is online*
Ron: hi
Harry: speak of the devil
Percy: wise girl
Annabeth: yeah
Annabeth: what
Percy: i love you
Annabeth: ...what do you want from me
Percy: NOTHING
Percy: AM I NOT ALLOWED to say i love you to my GIRLFRIEND?
Annabeth: you only say that when you want something
Ron: who the hell are these guys
Hermione: that's what we've been trying to figure out
Hermione: is this your fault?
Ron: no!
Ron: maybe!
Hermione: I feel like we're being very rude
Ron: are we?
Hermione: oh shush. I'm Hermione Granger
Hermione: that doof is Ronald Weasley
Harry: is this really necessary
Hermione: and that was Harry Potter
Annabeth: well, for what it's worth, I'm Annabeth Chase
Annabeth: and my idiot boyfriend here is Percy Jackson
Percy: i am offended
Ron: me too
Harry: how were you two even added?
Percy: don't ask me dude
Percy: I haven't held a cell phone since I was 11
Harry: tbh id never held one until this year
Ron: i still don't know what they are
Hermione: boys...
Annabeth: don't even get me started
Annabeth: I've lost count of how many times seaweed brain here has nearly gotten himself killed out of stupidity
Percy: i am yet again offended
Harry: and i am very curious
Hermione: sounds like a certain someone I know
Harry: what did you do
Ron: mate I don't think we need to listen to any more life-and-death stuff
Percy: i think its more of the question of what didnt i do?
Percy: also where were you guys from? You don't sound American
Harry: we're in the UK
Percy: ohhhhhh
Percy: that's why you sound...
Annabeth: no, seaweed brain—
Percy: yknow...
Annabeth: don't—
Percy: like you're somehow posh middle aged men from the 1940s
Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN
Harry: we sound like what 😂
Ron: ...
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Annabeth: I'm sorry on behalf of him
Annabeth: and i think that's enough of THIS for today
Hermione: agreed
Annabeth: bye
*annabeth is offline*
*hermione is offline*
Percy: well...
Harry: 'posh middle aged men from the 1940s'
Harry: WHAT
Ron: seriously mate
Ron: do we really sound like that?
Percy: ...well...
Harry: OKAY I'm going to follow Hermione's lead
Harry: you both seem like nice people though so you can stay on this group chat
Harry: bye
*harry is offline*
Ron: see ya mate
*ron is offline*
Percy: ...
*percy is offline*
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