WhO AdDeD tHeSe iDiOtS (also who the heck are you)

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*annabeth is online*

Annabeth: why was I added to this group?

Percy: idk but I was too

*Harry is online* 

Harry: who the heck are you guys—

Annabeth: why were we added

Percy: harry... I've heard that name before

Annabeth: you have?

Percy: yeah. Are you an Afrodite camper?

Harry: what's an Afrodite

Harry: is it like an Afro

Harry: I don't have an Afro

Annabeth: he means Aphrodite

Annabeth: and no Percy, he's not a camper

*Hermione is online*

Hermione: Harry what did you do

Harry: I didn't do anything!

Hermione: then why are there two strangers on our group chat?

Annabeth: that's what I've been ASKING him this whole time

Annabeth: who are you guys anyway

Percy: its not my fault

Percy: I think

Percy: probably

Harry: is this somehow Ron's fault

Hermione: I wouldn't be surprised 

Harry: ...yes he is surprisingly incompetent with muggle tech

Annabeth: Muggle?

Harry: uh... never mind

Hermione: where is Ron anywho

*ron is online*

Ron: hi

Harry: speak of the devil

Percy: wise girl

Annabeth: yeah

Annabeth: what

Percy: i love you

Annabeth: ...what do you want from me

Percy: NOTHING

Percy: AM I NOT ALLOWED to say i love you to my GIRLFRIEND?

Annabeth: you only say that when you want something

Ron: who the hell are these guys

Hermione: that's what we've been trying to figure out

Hermione: is this your fault?

Ron: no!

Ron: maybe!

Hermione: I feel like we're being very rude

Ron: are we?

Hermione: oh shush. I'm Hermione Granger

Hermione: that doof is Ronald Weasley

Harry: is this really necessary

Hermione: and that was Harry Potter

Annabeth: well, for what it's worth, I'm Annabeth Chase

Annabeth: and my idiot boyfriend here is Percy Jackson

Percy: i am offended

Ron: me too

Harry: how were you two even added?

Percy: don't ask me dude

Percy: I haven't held a cell phone since I was 11

Harry: tbh id never held one until this year

Ron: i still don't know what they are

Hermione: boys...

Annabeth: don't even get me started

Annabeth: I've lost count of how many times seaweed brain here has nearly gotten himself killed out of stupidity

Percy: i am yet again offended

Harry: and i am very curious

Hermione: sounds like a certain someone I know

Harry: what did you do

Ron: mate I don't think we need to listen to any more life-and-death stuff

Percy: i think its more of the question of what didnt i do?

Percy: also where were you guys from? You don't sound American

Harry: we're in the UK

Percy: ohhhhhh

Percy: that's why you sound...

Annabeth: no, seaweed brain—

Percy: yknow...

Annabeth: don't—

Percy: like you're somehow posh middle aged men from the 1940s

Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN

Harry: we sound like what 😂

Ron: ...

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Annabeth: I'm sorry on behalf of him

Annabeth: and i think that's enough of THIS for today

Hermione: agreed

Annabeth: bye

*annabeth is offline*

*hermione is offline*

Percy: well...

Harry: 'posh middle aged men from the 1940s'

Harry: WHAT

Ron: seriously mate 

Ron: do we really sound like that?

Percy: ...well...

Harry: OKAY I'm going to follow Hermione's lead

Harry: you both seem like nice people though so you can stay on this group chat

Harry: bye

*harry is offline*

Ron: see ya mate

*ron is offline*

Percy: ...

*percy is offline*





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