*percy is online*
Percy: heyyyyyyy
Percy: helloooooo
Percy: anybody there
Percy: seriously no one?
Percy: welp, guess it's just me
Percy: bored
Percy: suuuuper bored
Percy: why's everyone gotta be offline when i finally have nothing to do
Percy: i could go to bed
Percy: nah
Percy: i could... nah too much effort
Percy: maybe I should go swim
Percy: but that also sounds like too much work
Percy: hm
Percy: what if chiron finds out i left again
Percy: yeah, no, he'll kill me
Percy: he's probably watching me right now
Percy: creepy centaur vision
Percy: wait why am i even talking to myself
*harry is online*
Harry: percy?
Percy: DUDE finally someone
Percy: i was talking to myself for ages
Harry: haha sorry mate, just got on. why were you bored?
Percy: nothing going on, everyone's offline. even annabeth abandoned me
Harry: yeah, same here. hermione was just on but she's gone now
Harry: so what's up
Percy: not much
Percy: just thinking about how insane my life is, yknow, the usual
Harry: tell me about it
Percy: oh you too?
Harry: you have no idea
Percy: try me
Harry: well, when I was eleven, I found out I was a wizard
Harry: and not just any wizard, but the one everyone in the wizarding world thought was supposed to defeat this dark wizard who killed my parents
Percy: well, when i was twelve, i found out that my dad is Poseidon
Percy: and that Zeus thought i stole his lightning bolt, which could've started a huge war
Percy: so i had to go on a quest to return it
Harry: okay that's crazy
Percy: see? i win the 'crazy life' competition
Harry: hold on, I'm not done
Harry: then, in my fourth year, i had to play in this deadly tournament i didn't even sign up for
Harry: i nearly died like... five times
Percy: oh i almost died six times just last week
Harry: touche
Percy: so what's it like being 'the chosen one'?
Harry: exhausting
Percy: mood
Harry: you?
Percy: same
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