After I managed to convince my father to borrow the family carriage, I made our very legally paid and not slave Larry the cucumber take us to his camp. As we sit next to each other, I feel his hand on my thigh. "You're a lot more attractive than Martha...You can probably even give me kids" He hummed, rubbing lazy circles around on my leg. I look up at him with confusion, disgust and slight.....lust "Why are you saying these things? You're a married man, keep it in your pants" I rolled my eyes and looked outside, grabbing my expensive ass fan out from my pantyhose. "Well miss Y/N Humperdinck, you're just so.....irresistable.....and beautiful like Martha....but a lot more sexy" He smiled smugly. I glared at him confused, what the hell is he on? Is he okay? He must be confused by some wound. "Mhm....." I nodded absent mindedly, not paying attention to him.
George noticed my change in demeanor, so he grabbed my face and stared into my soul. "Don't ignore me pookie bear" He huffed and let go of my face.......WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?! "IM SORRY WHAT" I stare at him, flabbergasted as I slap him across the face with my fan. He's either a pervert or a cheater, most likely both. Disgusting. "I'm sorry my sweet, here. We've arrived at camp" He said as he stepped out of the carriage, helping me out. As I step out I see all the soldiers staring at me awestruck, great.
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"𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈'𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬....." George Washington x Y/n
Historical FictionTHIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE, I REPEAT. SATIRE KILL ME OMG UVYWQAHEFOKPA[WFEH[Q
