Vriska's Kitchen Mistake: Lyricstuck

Boyska's Untitled Yuraoi

vriska serket

AUTHORS NOTES:

vriska save me vriska save me please bby

fuck

I did a homworm assignment with a cute guy in my class (---- the gay author)

DISCLAIMER ERIDAN IS NOT A WIZARD. THIS IS AN AU

EVERYONE IS A WIZARD IN WIZARD AU except eridan

lyricstuck

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First we must begin where all good stories do.... the moon. you see, the moon was made of wensleydale cheese and everyone fucking looovvvvvveeeeed that shit. like any cheese man cmon how can you not be on board with that? geologists are full of shit my man like let the moon be fucking cheese dude

ok.... that's a lot to think about (gulp noise) gulp? you gulped. but don't worry... vriska will be here to save you from a KITCHEN MISTAKE KITCHEN MISKTAKE . so who should be the characters in this? vriska.... sTOP YOURE NOT supposed to write that part dowm. STOP it's not part of the story. so vriska is slurping over the phone. I'M slurbing over the phone. I'm sorry... I was really hungry. (liquid pouring noise) what do you mean liquid piouring, im just cehwing. that's not the truth [REDACTED]. redacted... wow. hm anyway.

STAR SHAPED TRANSITION OCCURS

anyway

you are in the kitchen,... and.... you are making mistakes??? no.

> Be Terezi

Terezi is an expert in the kitchen. She has never made a kitchenmistake in her life. until one day her and vriska were javig gay sex in the kitchen and they nknocked over pots and pans and they exploded . "vriska sva eme" terexi saud from under the pots and pans. KITCHEN MISTAKE. KITCHEN MISTAKE. (pronounced like ERROR. ERROR. you know that type of intonation) over the intercom. (that was an authors note btw) (just assume that anythink in parenteshits is an authros note. unless that doesnt mke sense. also sorry for any typos. im just so excited im getting overzealow swith my typing)it's kind of like crytyping if you think apout is.

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vriska puts her metal arem in the pile of pors an pans to save her lover terezi. aind it makes a metal pipe falling sound effect.

Balls

Whats going on herethis is not a fanfiction

Pretty scary and fucked up huh?

ummmm so

VRISKA: I'M the savior now bitchessssssss

VRISKA: yeah........ so.... I'm the scary monster

VRISKA: and that's why i make scary noises

Vriska then drops even more metaal pipes out of her pocket

TEREZI: vriska save me! vriska save me! the noise!

NARRATOR:And then we meet boyska...uh oh... yeah that;s right. boyska is coming.

YOU( the reader): boyska is WHAT?

AUTHOR: yeah you heard me

YOU: this is sooooo cool. I love how you made my vision come to life

The typer types. We Need The Boyska Yuraoi! (prnounced yuræ)

We Need The Boyska Yuraoi.

So vriska has saved terezi from the pots and pans and all of her metal pipes and her loud vibe. The viewer opens and we see they're in a sweet bro and hella jeff comic. (AN: ive never read it. Have you read sweet bro and hella jeff?) They are so quiet and relaxed. But they realize they are become normal. They are no longer in sweet bro and hella jeff.

TEREZI: Wow vriska baby im so glad you saved me!

VRISKA: I mean yeah, its pretty much just like the song. Its like you dont even listen to the music ii send you. My music taste is sooooo good you should try actually listening somretime.

> Be: a beee flying around ! yippee woohooo!!!!!!!!! You are flying in through the open room and seeing all the pots and the pans, all over the ground, no longer exploding but still piping hot. Speaking of hot, you look up and see the elusive.... Boyska yuraoi. THe thing is, boyska yuraoi is only visible in bee vision. You know like their color vision their bee eyesight. You know like the colors they can see like bee colors you known bee colors LOOK the point is that it's FUCKING tragic because bees are the only ones that can see the boyska yuraoi and they don't even know how to conceptualize! they don't even know..

HELLA JEFF (NOTE): I warned you about bro those stairs. I warned you about those fucking bee colors bro. It's a fucking tragedy bro

BRO: gorp....

So true indeed.

Yeah.... You ve been invited to penis genius architects. Yeah you. Its an exclusive event. You can invite people but they cant just show up like they have to be invited and added to the event. Its in the google calender. Like our oHR department. I think homestuck couldve used an HR department. Or like a TR department i guess like troll resources because they kill eaxh other a lot and i think we could fix that with HR

WHat blood cast do you think would do HR?

Karkat

But theyre like mutants and dont have a role in society FUCK

ITS ME KARKAT IM HERE

Terezi went to her job at the troll resources department

"Thanks for saving me vriska"

Vriska pretends that it doesnt hurt when terezi has to go to work at the troll resources department because vriska is unemployed and loves trolling kids on roblox dress to impress servers alllllll dayyyyyyy (while smoking weed of course) (AN that one was NOT an authors note. it was just part of the story that was in parenthesis for clarity. please learn to tell the difference)

Vriskrexi have a gay google meet while terezi is at work

While terezi beats her google meat

Sorry i got too high and have to play dres too impress right now . this is what happens when you smoke weed.

Wait for chapter two for wizard lore