Super Deku To The Rescue

~ Chapter 5 ~ Black Tuah School

Oh man, I can't believe I'm holding another man's hand after sucking him of- I mean cleaning the shawarma sauce off his long, thick, girthy finger. We walk hand in hand, our fingers interlocking as we skip through the UA's hallway. I look to my right and see all the faces people are making towards us.
"HEY YOU ▇▇▇▇!" I hear from behind me once again for the eighth time today.
We instinctively stop skipping and turn around to look at a boy with straight black hair and glasses. He begins to slowly walk up to me and hits the griddy on the way because it's a traversal emote and he equipped it to his emote wheel.
"There are two things I hate in the world..." he says. He puts up a finger, "One, litterers," he puts up another, "and two, people like you..."
"B-B-But-but w-w-we-we-we don't even know you." I say anxiously as I don't want to start off with this guy on the wrong foot.
I wouldn't mind getting to know him though he's kinda cute... Wait this is too far IM NOT GAY... I hope...?
"WE ARE HERE TO LEARN! NOT PARTAKE IN DILLY DALLYING AND SHENANIGANS" He yells into my face while the glare of the sun reflects making him look like the real super cool sigma protagonist that should be telling this story. W-wait... am I glazing... Get your head in the game Midoriya! I gotta lock in and stop being a silly baka like Kachan always says!
I bring a look of confidence onto my face as I begin to say, "SIR YES SIR!" I go into a military pose and salute. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIE-"
"No." He says bluntly as he begins to walk away.
Oh... I thought he was going to say yes...
"Don't worry, pookie... You'll always have me" Sammy says seductively into my ear.
"Not in publiccc~" I say cutely. Hold up, I met this guy like ten minutes ago. Am I tweaking???
I slowly loosen the hold I had on his hand and start to distance myself. " Look Sam, we should hurry to class before we're late..."
"Oh... Yeah I guess you're right" He says disappointed before finally letting go of his grip on my hand.
I dead gotta lock in bro idk wth is good with me? Ever since All Might sensei stopped teaching me I'm feeling zestier than usual...

As we approach our homeroom class I look over to Sammy, "Hey Sam, have you been eating shawarma lately?" I say quietly, but I feel my head is clearer than usual.
I guess Sam is too distracted he must've not heard the question the class is kinda loud
"HI KACHAN!!" I call out once we step in. I feel something... something wrong.
I started looking around before making eye contact with the most beautiful man I've ever seen with lucious white hair and piercing blue eyes... it must be him... the teacher I've heard so much about, Gojo sensei, our teacher, at that same moment my knees started to buckle and my legs started shaking. AUGHH T-THE THE AURA I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT. AHHHH I FEEL AS IF
I turn to look at Sammy, but he's nowhere to be found. "A-Am I in some sort of DOMAIN EXPANSION???" I yell out, but before I could finish my thought I feel myself start getting overwhelmed... It seems to weaken as I hear Sensei's voice speak out to me

"五條です！私は太った男性とボーイフレンドのスグルが大好きですが、デクはそれほど太った男ではなく、ゲイの子供のサミー・アマジー以外には友達がいない、ただの哀れな負け犬です." He says as his aura increases my 10 times.

"I have no idea what you're saying Gojo sensei" I say as confusion is written all over my face as if I have been slapped by the girth and thickness of a giant's hand.

"私は五条です。シャワルマには不思議な力が秘められています...それは危険です、私の警告に注意してください。あなたとクラスメートは、目の前に潜む悪に対して備える必要があります" He continues as if I could understand a word he's saying. He begins to smirk, as if he is finding enjoyment out of my struggle to understand him.

"大丈夫でしょう。だって、君弱いもん." After he utters those words, I feel myself get brought back to the classroom. I looked around and everyone continued as if nothing had happened. I guess the domain only captured me. My head starts getting foggier, as that happens Sam starts getting hotter
"Hey Midoriya, get in your seat already you piece of garbage nobody wants to see you standing there," Kachan says, but I forgive him because I want his mea- I mean I want his friendship!

"実際には後ろに座ってください. もう二度とあなたの愚かな声も聞きたくないし、あなたの愚かな顔も見たくない！" Gojo sensei yells in front of the class, making everyone point and laugh at me.

I don't even know what he said why is everyone laughing at me
"YEA YOU HEARD HIM YOU SHIT BAG GO TO THE FUCKING BACK!" I hear Kachan yell at me, thankfully giving me insight onto what Gojo sensei said. Thank you Kachan for always having my back!
I walk to the back of the class, seeing how Amazi san has already been seated. YES! At least I have my lov- uhhhh I mean my friend to keep me company. I walk to the back of the class when suddenly, I feel myself get tripped up by a foot that has been extended outwards.
"HAHAHAHA LOSERRRRRR" I hear Kachan say behind me as my face hits the floor with immense, rough, palpable force. "GOOD JOB URARAKA CHAN!" I feel the blood start gushing down my nose, and the tears falling down my face.
I look up with my puffy eyes and see Amazi-chan's hand reaching out to me. "Don't worry I'll help you up" he says and licks the tears off my face. "Mmmmm taste just like shawarma sauce..." He says in a whisper while nibbling on my ear. "Even better that it has a hint of Midoriya-chan" He helps me up as I go to my seat, when suddenly, the phone starts ringing and Gojo sensei picks it up.

もし もし. 五条先生来ました. ああ、彼が欲しいのですか...彼を連れて行ってください、私は彼を望んでいません. He says while pointing a thick beautiful perfect glorious magnificent finger towards me with a disgusted look on his face.
"OIOIOI BAKA!! HE'S TALKING TO YOU!" Kachan says as he turn towards me and gives me a look that make my heart flutter.
"YE-YES SIR!" I reply as I bolt up and salute with my gluteus maximus clenched and my best effort to impress Sammy Amazi. Wait, why am I thinking like that... ON ALL OF ALL MIGHT SENSEI'S HOES I'M NOT GAY!
I run out of the classroom, unaware of where I am even supposed to be going, but luckily I am stopped dead in my tracks by Nezu's arm as it clotheslines me to my neck as if we are WWE superstars battling it out in nothing but speedos and boots. I slam into the ground as I feel the vibrations travel throughout my body. Nezu spits on my forehead as I lay on the ground.
"Look, that Amazi kid, he's bad news... Stay away from him he has a quirk removing ability. Unless you want to make All Might passing down One For All meaningless, believe my warning."
"B-B-But But, he's my only friend. Without Sammy I'll have no one."

TO NOT BE CONTINUED
WE ARE NOT SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER 🎉 < First Emoji btw