Daiki Aomine: Click (AU)

Pilot

Seeing how well this would go.

It is 3 a.m. Aomine had just finished his overtime shift. He was in an extremely bad mood as he was just demoted from a manager to a supervisor due to his inability to meet the amount of work he had to complete to reach the required quota since he is being a part timer. His girlfriend, Satsuki Momoi, attends college instead of going to work like Aomine. A manager is already not impressive, considering how small the company is.

"Ahh.. Time to unwind and watch some p*RN..." Aomine sits down at the couch in front of their house television, but he realises that the controller is missing.

"Under the sofa.. no.... ARGHH"
The weather was really warm, so Aomine wanted to turn on the ceiling fan too.

"Where is that DAMN FAN CONTROLLER??" Aomine could feel the hot, stale and humid air in the house giving him rashes on his back. He would be surprised if his back ends up looking like Kagami's hair. But he could definetly do without the fan. As long has he has porn, he would feel the breeze.
As Aomine was making so much noise, Momoi was woken up by him.

" Ahomine, can you stop making such a ruckus??"

"Why are you calling me Aomine, even worse, Aomine?? I thought we were already boyfriend and girlfriend??"

"Cause you were making too much noise. Go to sleep. It's not good for you if you stay up late watching the TV"

Aomine, not being very happy about how Momoi argued with him, went to sleep.

One day later

It was the next day. Aomine did not have to work overtime, so after he finished his shift, he headed to the store to buy a universal controller. One controller for his television.
"Boxes, no. Boxes,boxes, curtains, towels.. Where are the controllers??" Aomine uttered out loud, being very displeased that he couldn't find a single controller in his sight.

As he walked, he caught sight of one of the staff, so he walked up to that man, who is much shorter than him and asked,

" Do yall have any universal controllers back there?"

"Which one are you looking for? For shower curtain or bath mat?"

What kind of shower curtain or bath mat would need a freaking controller, Aomine thought. Back when he was in highschool  supermarkets in his area all sold television controllers.

"Do you want to be my friend"
What kind of staff would ask that, Aomine thought

Aomine did the action of wanting to beat up the store  staff, leaving the store staff scared.

Feeling tired after being scolded the whole day, Aomine plopped himself on the white mattress in the mattress display area.

"Better than my mattress at home"

Aomine felt himself sink into the mattress. As was about to fall asleep, he saw a signage that read "BEYOND". Well, it reminded him of being in the "zone" for a second, but he might as well go in there.  Even though he often visited this store, he never saw this part of the store. Maybe he never noticed, but he felt that it was never here, which was very strange. He just walked there anyways.

"What the fuck is this rat-lab looking like place??"

Aomine was puzzled on why there was such a place INSIDE a store.

Morty looked puzzled from hearing what Aomine just said.

"I need a universal remote control. That damn staff outside said that this shop doesn't sell the one that I need. Maybe one that also makes my life easier, not so fking damn hard"