Alternate Universe where Daiki Aomine is the main character of Adam Sandler: Click (2006)
Daiki Aomine obtains a Universal Controller.
It is time for Daiki Aomine to control the universe!!
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It has been a week since Aomine saw those large shoulder boulders, aka Momoi's milk jugs bouncing, almost as if they were chest puppies. No wonder Tetsuya 2 saw those big bois as friends. But every day felt kind of mundane to Aomine because his favourite porn magazine went on hiatus and stop releasing new volumes on magazines for about a month. He could not bear it. Everyday at work was boring and painful. Even with the controller, nothing much happened. Every morning, he would skip showering, eating breakfast,wearing his clothes and wearing his damn shoes. He did not like how his Jordans were getting too tight for his ever-growing feet. I swear they are growing bigger every week, Aomine thinks every time his shoes are on his feet. Everyday he would be able to feel too much feet in his shoes. Despite all the pain he was feeling in his feet, he loved his pair of Jordans. Even though the Jordans do not meet the dress code criterias at his workplace, he still wears them anyways.
On his way to work, he would mute the sound that can be heard when on the road. When random people in the cars next to him talk to him while he is trying to enjoy watching porn while driving, he would mute their voices too. Well, he does not even need to watch his phone while driving anymore because he could just pull out a screen in his vision to watch porn. This is so ama
That day when he went on a walk with Morty, Morty pulled out a memory of when Aomine was at work and he asked Sakurai to get him a cheeseburger, but he gave Aomine a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger, making Aomine really angry. All burgers are different. Cheeseburgers were everything to him. Eating a hamburger was like eating roughened and dry cupboard compared to cheeseburgers to him.
"Sakurai, I said cheeseburger. I told you!!!"
"Sorry sorry, I will make another one for you"
Well, to Aomine and probably anyone else, Sakurai was like an apologetic mushroom, but at this moment that apology was not enough.
"No. No thank you. I would just eat this." Aomine replied this way, fearing that Sakurai would put nail filings and spit into his cheeseburger
"And that was what he was about to do" The narrator said.
Aomine looked at that scene with his mouth opened. He couldn't believe it. He was right. He did not really think that an apologetic mushroom like Sakurai would do that though, but those were that mushroom's true intentions.
Back to one week after jogging with Tetsuya Number 2 and Momoi
Aomine could not take it anymore, so he pressed the "fast forward" button on the remote controller, so that he could quickly get his hands on the new release of the magazine. He could not wait to see his beautiful bitches in colour. It would be better if porn mag pages weren't just flat and smooth. They should have different textures, bumps and curves and even more colour, Aomine thought. But whatever, he wanted to see the mag quickly.
When Aomine first met Morty, when Morty talked to him, he was like "Is that James Earl Jones voice?"
Kinda busy so short chapter
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RIP James Earl Jones 1931-2024 You were a great actor ❤️
