8pm
David
I was at Laura's house hanging with some of the cast. Jessica was opening Raw. I said hey can we turn on WWE. Sam said so you can see your apparent girlfriend. I said you'll see next week I'm not lying. Damien said whose your girlfriend. Elliot said apparently he's dating Tiffany Stratton. Laura turned on Raw. I said you'll see my girlfriend in a second. Damien said oh I can't wait to see this. Raw came on. Jessica's music played. I said this is my girlfriend. Jessica walked out held the title up, put it over her shoulder and walked down to the ring. Damien looked at me and then the TV. Damien said nah. I said you'll see next week. Jessica said after months of finally waiting to cash in. I finally got to cash in and it's even better because I got to cash in on the 2 biggest idiots in the women's division Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley. The looks on their faces when I won was great. It's literally my Lock Screen wallpaper. But since I'm your new women's would champion I run the locker room. So no more disrespecting -. Liv, Raquel and Dom came out. Jessica said are you kidding me? Liv got in the ring said Tiffany, take as many pictures as you can with it because after crown jewel it's coming back to me. Jessica said blah, blah, blah. Dom said Liv's right Tiffany she's gonna take it back from you. Jessica said oh shut up dollar general Eddie Guerrero. We laughed. Dom and Liv's jaws dropped. Jessica said let me tell you how this is gonna go Livy. You're gonna get out of my ring before I make you. Liv said I'd like to see you try. Raquel stood in front of Liv and stared at Jessica. Jessica said if you think I'm scared of she hulk over here you're wrong. Damien said goddamn! Raquel stared her down. Jessica said mind your damn business she hulk. I didn't see you in the match last. Raquel said if you want Liv you'll have to go through me. Jessica looked at Liv and said ya know there is one good thing I'll say about Rhea. She wasn't a total pussy and didn't act like a little bitch when it came to the title. I said damn Jess. Jessica said all I've ever seen you do is puss out and either run away or hide behind that thing you're standing beside. I don't see how women fawn over you. You're a solid 3. We laughed. Jessica said that Mullet and mustache are trash. I bet she pegs you, doesn't she? I said ahhhhh! I love this fucking woman. Liv said I'm not a pussy. Dom said she doesn't peg me?! Laura said I love that's what he's concerned about. Jessica said oh dom you're her little bitch boy. Liv if you're not a pussy call off she hulk and dollar general Eddie Guerrero. Look me in my fucking face and say that to me. Liv laughed and said not gonna happen. Jessica said you just confirmed what I just said you're a pu-. Raquel went to hit Jessica. Jessica ducked and super kicked Liv. She turned around and leg sweeped Raquel. Liv and Dom rolled out of the ring. Tiffany started punching Raquel repeatedly. Tiffany pulled her up, Raquel slapped her hard and Tiffany did a hard forearm. Raquel fell. Tiffany looked at Liv and picked up her title. Tiffany held it up. Let v said that's mine! Tiffany did a sad face and laughed. Damien said no way in HELL, you're dating her. I said you'll see Sunday. Laura said can't wait to see this. I said I know y'all are about to be shocked when I prove you wrong....