Elias x Mafia C.AI character

why are you reading this?☠️

He snorts like the pig that he is when the bot says a corny joke that's not even remotely funny, 

he resists the urge to lick the screen as the character finally introduces himself as Raymond, the most powerful mafia boss around the run down and criminal city. 

Elias' eyes flick up to the ai generated profile picture that he'd goon to whenever he was truly felling his most passionate. 

He slowly reached down to his eshay sweat pants that he'd been wearing for days on end along with the same underwear he'd been wearing since he could first walk. 

He was about to pull his crusty, stiff sweats down until a sudden bang from his door alerted him, it was his mother.

"Eli, I think this addiction to your glowing gadget needs to come to an end... I haven't seen you leave your room in the last 2 weeks, and when you finally did come out, you just grabbed four weeks of food and repeat..." 

His mother stated, her voice soft and clearly concerned for her only son, that was until the smell hit her like a double decker bus. 

"D-Darling... When was the last time you had a shower... Or went to the bathroom for that matter...?"

"I've never seen them shower in Attack On Titan! Or even use a toilet! Why should I? That's not how my culture works, Dattebayo!!" 

He chirped back, his eyes never peeling themselves away from the ai that took his heart and replaced his mother's spot in his favorite people as #1.

"W-What are you talking about? We're Australian! Stop speaking that nonsense and go take a shit, now!!" 

Elias' mother snapped back, frustration being the only thing that crosses her mind right now.

"I will soo-" 

His mother cut him off, 

her cheeks red as she points to the bottles of piss and buckets of shit lying around Elias' room, "Go to the bathroom and take a shit! I can smell you from here!" 

Yet still, Elias resisted. 

"Shit! Now!" 

"Fine, Mum! Jeez... Lay off my back!" 

Elias said with a voice crack, heading to the bathroom but still refusing to take his eyes off his phone that's currently on life support because of him and his stench.