P.s^ using random pics^
_Anyway, I was now scared of Tr. Mary, but fate be bullshitting me i was enemies with her son. (i know my life is fucked) and kept getting worse weeks later her son was moved to the bus i use meaning (fate shitting me from both sides). But I pipe down my ego and Her son become my best friend yeah I'm fucked. _
_The next part is very stupid and im sorry anyway this happened in eighth grade. _
___It was the end of tests week and guess who came to say hi my fucking Period "JESUS CHRIST" after stress in the middle of my last FUCKING TEST BECAUSE IT COULDN'T WAIT IT JUST STAINED ME WHITE SCHOOL FIT. God fate be bullshitting me for real. _
_Well i could only say that i had a day just a fucking day because i had this Black coat that was long enough to cover my bloody butt dress. On the break i was able to wash the dress off but it stained again. *sigh* bullshitting see!!_
_So i spend half of the day running around school with a fucking heavy coat but chill luv i got help and when i say i am Christan i am somewhat Christian (well was). I was given a new dress and instead of my usual long under knee dress *Crying* THIS ONE WAS THIGH-HIGH!! FUCKING THIGH-HIGH FOR MY INSECURE ASS_
_FATE BE BULLSHITTING MEEEEE!!_
And i didn't exactly have a choice so i had to walk the school with my petite, lesbian, insecure ass and i wanted to go home so bad
(My school students arent allowed with phones so here is where my problem comes in)
*sigh*
Bare with me luv stay with me!!
_So for the rest of the day i was free and i wanted to go home and i had one teacher i could trust_
Can you guess who it is?
_Yup!! Mary Fucking M but i was scared very scared, Her class was at the back far back of the school church and i was with my friend who was also scared of her so my ass was trembling, pacing and about to hate life more that i already did. _
_The evening bell went off and it was seconds to home so i decided i will wait for the school bus but yeah fate it a true bitch. _
_Suddenly, my music teacher Miss Matilda (a woman i hate with every bone in my body for this trick she pulled on me) I stopped like a obedient little asshole i can be *i wish i never stopped* i turned with a usual "i want to run away" smile. She sent my friend to get more of the music students and i walked with Miss Matilda as i explain my situation.
*sigh*
_i walked into the church doors and she turned calling Miss Mary, and i was so confused i didn't run immediately when i was able to register run Miss Mary steps OUT OF HER CLASS!!_
(see God hates me)
_The last place i was left with was the church and i was confused and scared hand on my mouth heavy breathing hiding behind the stairs_
(but here is where i was angry)
_ Miss Matilda tricked my ass she knew SHE FUCKING KNEW!! i was scared and she tricked me_
_Matilda pulled up her flat ass next to me saying" Just come out Miss Mary isnt here" Bitch!!_
_I didnt get out i refused no nuh nope nuh-huh Nope i refused, Luv i could smell Miss Mary IN THE CORNER BEHIND THE STAIRS!!_
(see who's on the right now? huh? HUH!!?)
_Well one i wear glasses my eyesight as shitty as my life, and my nose got some special skills of its on and we all know girls periods increase our senses and love did it add. _
_Well Miss Mary come in front of me and i shyly and i cover my face yeah as if it was suppoed to do shit_
Long story short i finally put my mind together and when she turned her back i run away for more adventures that she caught me
Im done with life
HG
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HumorHi Hehe i know i did the cover i like it anyway the title is right, i'm pretty boring and i looked at other peoples accounts and they arent family frendly so i want to add the funny parts of my humiliating life on here cause Why not, right?