dazai's first day yuppy!

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~Dazai stepped in the jujitsu high he had been accepted as the new strategy teacher thanks to his genius brain- anyway:

He felt like wearing a 'comfy' outfit just a simple :

           (Yeah just a comfy out fit)

Dazai's first class was with the first grade he still can't believe there's only three students in one class is it really that hard to be a sorcerer?

He got in the class after like 15 minutes of searching like why is this school ridiculously big with a ridiculous small number of students!!

The tall man looked around the class there were two boys and a girl... No! he's not gonna ask her to commit suicide with him she's too young and innocent for that trauma-

The girl and the boy looked hyper but the other one looked like a 'wanna be dead dude' type of guy!

Dazai: guto morning kids~
He said with a smile capturing the kid's attention

Itadory: oh you must be our new teacher nice to meet you sir!

Dazai: no need for sir you can call me dazai! <⁠(⁠ ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)⁠>

Nobara: nice meeting you dazai San I'm nobara that is itadory and the other is megumi ;)

Megumi: can we just start the lesson (눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

Dazai: but I thought it'll be fun to go shopping-

Nobara: shopping!? Did someone said shopping!! (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠'⁠)⁠!

Megumi: ugh calm down ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Dazai: yeah thought it'll be fun for my first day and plus you can learn a lot from shopping! (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Itadory: really! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Megumi: yeah right!(⁠ 눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)~

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After class
(Shopping)
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~dazai was walking or rather bouncing to the teachers room and this time he didn't have to search for a long time since that pink haired guy showed him the room "those kids were really fun to be around and they're all cuties!!" Dazai though to himself as he walked humming his suicide song!

He didn't bother to knock and just kindly barged into the room to be me with:
A tall man with an angelic face and hipnotazing blue eyes that could probably send five girls into a coma by just a look even if they were hiding behind those black glasses and that hair perfectly fallen on his face in a white calming color-

But dazai couldn't care less about all of that!!

Because all he sees is a man caught in the middle of putting mimento in a bottle of coke...

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Dazai cracked a cheeky smile and the man looked guilty

Dazai: a prank huh:3

Gojo: you caught me (⁠;⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)

Dazai: don't worry...I won't snitch (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

Gojo: I know you won't, pretty boy~
He looks dazai up and down
Gojo: fancy outfit~

Dazai: thanks (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

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Writers note!
Hey! This is my first story it was originally a dare from my friend but I got too caught up in this to stop so I just wanna say English is not my first language sorry for any mistakes (I'm just a 13 years old girl 🎀) and also sorry for the short chapiter and they'll be a new one ever weekend so see y'all (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧
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