dazai and gojo serious bl!!

I'm not delusional

Three months had passed from his first day and dazai had already created a routine! Take a look at the list;
_ teacher/entertaining his students
_ playing pranks on gojo
_playing pranks at gojo
_ shopping with nobara even tho they are both broke
_ trying to adopt itadory
_ teasing megumi and begging him to make cats instead of dog
I mean he's having some silly fun!

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In the cafe next to nobara's favourite mall with Nobara and megumi

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The two were sitting comfortably well at least nobara did since megumi didn't really wanna be here and listen to nobara yap as he is just ✨ರ⁠_⁠ರ✨

Well poor him he had to or he'll deal with nobara's whining and dazai's dramatic speech about supporting women he's the one to talk after asking every woman he sees for double suicide

*sight* he's surrounded by idiots...

What is this woman talking about anyway he better start listening before she notices he's spacing out...

Nobara: thay are so cute omg is this a reference to my ship a black and white cat this is the best day ever ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

Megumi: ರ⁠_⁠ರ

"What is this woman talking about what ship tf I missed so much is she really going crazy about a ship of people that probably doesn't exist that's pathetic she didn't even meet them!"

Megumi though, still listening out of curiosity...

Nobara: ya know they look so cute teasing each other like they're always there to make fun of each other and then just show they pay attention to each other's actions!! (⁠'⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

Megumi: ರ⁠_⁠ರ

"Nah that's just a pur delusion!" He thought again

Nobara: like I don't know dazai san sexuality but I think it's pretty obvious by the way he acts and we already know gojo San is gay so yeah it makes sense!! ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Megumi: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

"WTH is she shipping dazai San and gojo San omg .... Didn't expect that... don't laugh! Don't laugh!!"

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Megumi: girl you're delusional! (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

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     In front of dazai's apartment

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Dazai: thanks for the ride satoru (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Gojo: yeah no worries dazai and btw why is there an angry emo old man sprinting towards us?←⁠_⁠←

Dazai: oh shit that's my landlord (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

Gojo: what- ತ⁠_⁠ತ

The old emo creepy man stops toe to toe in front of dazai historically mumbling

Old emo creepy man: ugh you idiot -more rambling- if you don't -rambling- you slut-💢

Gojo: hey watch your words old man!!