Comedy gold ~ Fluff

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Requested by randomcreatureonline
Started Oct 14
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<Trophys pov>

"Dammit, dammit, dammit," I repeated to myself, walking in circles.
Where the fuck is cheesy!?
He just..disappeared! I'm gonna have a panic attack. Ugh, why do I love him...?
I sat down and tried to call him for the hundredth time to, of course, get hung up on.
I threw my phone down on a fit of anger through my panic.
"Ugh! Cheesy, what the fuck?!" I said. I walked out of my room, rubbing my face.
I walked down to Oj.
"Oj. Big problem."
"No, Trophy, we aren't out of-"
"IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN ENERGY DRINKS AND BANANA SMOOTHIES!" I yelled.
Oj looked genuinely shocked.
"..so...what's the problem?" Oj asked.
"Cheesys just gone! Disappeared! I don't know were he is!" I exclaimed.
Oj rubbed his head, a bit panicked.
"Uh..keep looking, and if you don't find him, we can contact authorities." He said.
I sighed, walking off.
I kept walking around, asking everyone I could if they knew were he was, to no avail.
"Trophy! I-"
"Not right now, Baseball." I said.
"But-"
"NOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FATASS!" I yelled.
"..alright, then." He said with a bit of sass, walking off.
It was a few hours later and I was about to go to Oj again, but then painty walked in the door. They were the tallest person in the hotel.
I quickly ran up to them.
"PAINTY- Painty, have you seen cheesy?!" I asked.
They looked my up and down for a moment, eventually covering their mouth and trying not to laugh.
"...w-wheres cheesy!?" I asked again.
"I- I- PFFF-" Paintbrush couldn't word it. They pointed to my head, specifically inside the bowl. They banged the table and laughed hard.
I reached a hand in my bowl, and- ...oh, your fucking kidding me.. of course, no one else saw.. painty's the tallest, and they saw. I used both hands to pull cheesy out of my head. He was sleeping peacefully.
"I was trying to tell you!" Baseball exclaimed behind me.
I facepalmed.
"Dammit.." I walked off, taking cheesy upstairs.
I walked in our room and sat him on his bed, tucking him in. Fucking dumbass..

It's just then that I found his phone on the table. I tried to turn it on, just finding that it's dead.
..oh, that's why it didn't ring..
"Dammit, I almost had a heart attack, Cheesy!" I murmured at the sleeping block of cheese.
He only responded in soft snores.
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Stopped Oct 14
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