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Karasuno First Year GC

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11:34 PM
Dumb, Dumber, Jackass, and Saint
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~HumanOrange🧡🍊 is online~

11:34//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
Whats the plural of moose?

~SaltyTsuki🧂🦖 is online~

11:35//SaltyTsuki🧂🦖:
I'm not fucking google

~YamaGUCCI🍠😎 is online~

11:35//YamaGUCCI🍠😎:
Why are you even asking?

Its a very weird and random question

11:36//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
Kageyama and I are having an argument

~MilkMoron🥛🧍 is online~

11:36//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
Its not an argument if ive already won

11:36//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
Like hell you have!!!

11:37//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
THERE IS NO PLURAL FOR MOOSE

11:37//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
YES THERE IS!!! ITS MICE

11:37//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
THATS AN ENTIERLY DIFFERENT ANIMAL

11:37//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
SHUT UP!!! ENGLISH IS WEIRD OKAY!!! ITS MICE

11:37//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
YOURE SO DUMB!!!

11:38//SaltyTsuki🧂🦖:
I can't believe you guys are having an argument over a word in a language you both suck at.

11:38//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
I dont suck! He sucks!

11:38//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
Asshole Mice is a fucking animal. Not the plural of moose.

11:38//YamaGUCCI🍠😎:
Sorry I had to google what you guys were talking about. I didnt recognize the words

11:39//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
Now whose stupid

11:39//SaltyTsuki🧂🦖:
I will skin you alive

11:39//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
I'd like to see you try

11:39//YamaGUCCI🍠😎:
Okay!

Relax please

Do you guys actually want the answer to your question

11:39//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
YES!

TELL KAGEYAMA HE'S WRONG!!!!

11:39//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
You're the stupidest person in the entire world

11:40//SaltyTsuki🧂🦖:
I hate you both.

So much.

11:40//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
Hey you answered the text. You did this by choice. Suffer the consequences.

11:40//SaltyTsuki🧂🦖:
...

Hinata is right

11:40//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
WHAT!?

11:40//HumanOrange🧡🍊:
HAH!

TOLD YA

SUCK IT!!!

ITS MICE!!!!

11:41//MilkMoron🥛🧍:
...

11:41//YamaGUCCI🍠😎:
Tsuki thats mean