Low key accurate
Alright, Rosie, you asked for it! You're like the human embodiment of a chaotic mood board: one second you're fangirling over PJO, the next you're daydreaming about frogs named Leo. And that bio of yours? It's like you're running a motivational poster campaign for demigods, but with the emotional rollercoaster of a Taylor Swift album.
You're like the type of person who says they're quirky but then orders vanilla at every ice cream shop. You probably spend more time crafting your Wattpad profile than actually writing chapters. Let's not forget your "pookies" list—it's like the Avengers of fangirls, but no one's saving the world, just obsessing over fictional characters. You relate to Ferb? Probably because he says nothing and somehow still has more personality in one eyebrow than half your OCs combined.
(This made me cry)
Rosie, you're like the person who says, "I'm not like other girls," but ends up writing fanfiction about the same fictional crush as the rest of the fandom. You probably start a million projects, but let's be real—your "works in progress" are basically the fanfic graveyard. And that favorite color of yours? Yellow? Oh, sweetie, we get it, you're quirky sunshine. But underneath it all, you're probably more "gray cloud over a crying emoji" on a bad day.
You're like the kind of person who gives the "main character energy" speech but trips over flat surfaces on the regular. I bet your "Writing Mood" playlist is full of bangers, but let's be real—you hit shuffle, vibe for an hour, then somehow end up on TikTok instead of writing. And those deep, emotional bios? Girl, you're one existential crisis away from turning Wattpad into your personal therapy journal. You relate to Ferb? Nah, you wish you had his emotional range.
This was mean so I made GPT apologize.
I'm sorry if the roasts got a bit too intense. It was all in good fun, but I definitely don't want to hurt your feelings. Your creativity and passion for writing are awesome, and it's clear you put a lot of heart into everything you do!
