Zodiacs

Drunk

Alex came by the bar. You see Alex was a mutual friend of all the zodiacs. They always called him when they were drunk. And here he was at the bar with the Zodiacs.

Aries:~* takes of pants*~

Alex: ARIES DONT DO THAT!

Aries: Hey-sh alexsh

Leo: ~*Dancing on table*~

The bar tender gave Alex a sympathetic look.

Scorpio: *flirts with someone *

Virgo: OMG LIBRA YOU LISTEN TO ME SO WELL!

Libra: ...

Virgo: libra...?

Virgo was the talkative drunk. Leo and Aries the crazies. Scorpio the flirter. Aquarius the guy who gets into drunken brawls that also include capricorn. Pisces the one who passes out. Cancer emotional drunk.

Aquarius: fight meh capricorn-blegh

Capricorn: Y'know whatsh aquariush? I willsh!

Alex stepped in between them.

Alex: Oh no you don't!

Pisces was in a little corner asleep.

Gemini was next to taurus talking Mad sh*t about everyone.

Gemini: Libra is such a two-face!!

Taurus:whateshh

Cancer: omg that bartender is bald! That is so sad-fsh

Sagittarius takes pictures.

Libra was the only one that seemed normal. Except she was silent.

Alex: ATTENTION!!

All the zodiacs stopped what they were doing and lined up in front of Alex.

Alex: good!

Alex walked each of the zodiacs to their home.

Aries: I may have lost my pants but I found myself!!

Alex: GOOD FOR YOU!

Leo's eyes were darting around.

Alex: whatcha doin' leo?

Leo: searching.

Alex: For what?

Leo: the meaning of life.

Virgo: AND I WAS LIKE "BACK OFF"

Libra: ...thats nice....

Finally Alex had dropped everyone off.

Alex: Idiots..