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sooo helloo lovies things are going better now thank you all for understanding. ill get back to writing on the weekend maybe. Or if tmr goes well maybe tmr. im finding out if im head girl of my school tmr or not. im so nervous. i did say "w rizz" in my speech so we'll see how far that gets me. if yall dont know what head girl is idk how to explain and you probably dont even care enough to ask so we leave it at that. if you wanna know ask in the comments and ill try to explain. but if i dont get head girl the next chapter will be depressing.

do yall ever get accused of shit you did and it ruins your life but like it didn't effect anyone you were just cheating on a TEST and you werent hurting anyone. Like if i cheated on person i would expect the reaction i god but jesus these bitches are doing to much. i cheated in drama because my ass needs to pass and this bitch MARISKA (who didnt take drama until august of this year and wants to pertend like shes the next oscar nominee.) snitched on me and spread rumors and this bitch Le shitty (her actual name is Lechante) who hates me because we used to be besties and she took a pregnancy test at my house and like betrayed me and when i wanted to do things like try out for first team hocky or school things she would break me down and say im not allowed to. when i told her our friendship is over she got mad. like she would stalk my gfs socials and talk shit about me. so when i got accused of cheating on a test she was so happy and started accusing me of cheating in every single class (we dont have any of the same classes).

like i wanna make her life a living hell but i can't because im not as shitty as she is.

but do yall know whats funny.

i wanted to be prefect since forever (prefect is a leadership position for gr12 that gets announced at the end of gr11) when i told le chante (we were still thight) she was like "no you wont get it you shouldn't even try to get it because you wont" like bitch! we had prefects in gr7 too but i didnt get it and she said it would be a repeat of gr7

BUT GUESS WHOS PREFECT AND WHOSE NOT
im a prefect and i saw le shitty cry when she didnt get it

they announced the names like this: girls in alphabetical order then boys in alphabetical order. my name would be after hers alphabetically so when i heard my name after the girl whos before her alphabetically i knew she didnt make it. like whomp whomp hoe its karma FUCK YOU...well actually no who would wanna fuck you expect the person/ ppl who caused you to take a pregnancy test at my house. shes and bitch like fr last year when she started getting weird she died her her i wish she died but no the hair dye just made her ginger and a colosal bitch.

when i was on stage she cried HAHAHA. imagine the first thing you hear is your enemies name and thats how you found out you failed.

NOW MORE TEA OMS.

(imma just call le shitty L) so when you run for head girl/boy you have to do like 3 things. notify the teacher incarge of the ballet that your running for the position. then you make a poster advertising yourself to the school and you put it up around the school (now mine was so cute i had 3 different posters everyone else just had one and next to each one was a sheet of stickers and a note saying "take one and spread positivity") lastly you have to do a speach infront of the entire school telling em why you should be head prefect. then they vote

i feel my speech was the best but im just baised imma tell yall why:

candidate 1 (nicole)
you could here her reading shes bad at speaking english and shes not that popular

candidate 2 (a bitch with the same name as me)
she has a good english accent but basic ass speech and giggled at herself when she fucked up

candidate 3 (kaylee)
girl fucked up so much oh lord and she cried at the end and shes a meanie pants to me

candidate 4 (kamva)
hes not my opponent cuz hes a man so imma telll it straight he was fire but his speech dragged on for so long but it was amazing and one of two speeches that didn't just get applause but also cheering he is also popular

candidate 5 (me)

they laughed during my speech (but it was when i said smt funny not because i was dumb) i was the only one who didn't read. my speech was different and talked about who i am and how ive been a victim of bullies (hmm le shitty) and stuff and i said wrizz. AND THEY CHEERED AND CLAPPED WHEN I SAID WRIZZ OMG I WASNT DONE YET. when i finnished they cheered and clapped and i was one of only two who got cheers. also after the speech so many ppl cane up to me and told me i did amazing. also my english is very well even tho its not my first language. also i spoke to my english teacher and she couched me to be proper when i speak and told me how to do things.

candidate 6 (eljay/ nicoles bf)
his speech was ass but hell get head boy or under head boy

candidate 7 ( faith)
home girl decided to run last minute so she didnt have posters and shit. also she read every word and quoted hitler.

candidate 8 (liz)
she did so well but her speech was unremarkable

candidate 9 (rodger)
my mans is just not getting it he also humped the podium

candidate 10 (charne)
shes a total bitch (we are at a double medium school meaning we have english and afrikaans kids, now most of the schools doesn't understand afrikaans and everyone speaks english) her entire speech was in afrikaans. shes a meanie pants. she is a snitch and a teachers pet.  and jesus shes so stuck up shes also racist and homophobia

candidate 11 (danika)
her speach was ass but im still scared because she be popular and her sister was head girl

candidate 12 (billy)
this man is racist and homophobia and he was told he was a prefect the morning the speeches was due and chat gpted his speech infront of the entire
school he aint getiing jt wuth his tampon nose

its 11pm goodnight im tired ill give updates if yall are interested

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