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chapter five: i once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy

Daisy added 800-247-9297 to contacts

Daisy changed contact name to Gem

why didn't you give me your number

do you hate me

Hi Daisy

I don't hate you

If I hated you, you'd know. There'd be dramatic public proclamations, maybe even a song and dance number

are you telling me that i don't get to see you sing and dance for me

I think you'll survive somehow

Now you can focus on the real question why am i so good at catching frogs

where are these frogs

At a zoo in Boston

no way

are you in Boston?

i live there

There's so many people screaming on the streets, i can see why you love it

It reminds me of London

Anyways, I'm the best at catching frogs

I'm the best at everything i do

I know, you tell me often

but why are you telling me about your frog escapades

I aim to keep you on your toes.

I'd also like you to know that i have managed not to get my head stuck in a fence this time

are you saying that you've done that before

I'll tell you the whole saga when I'm back at camp.

Spoiler: the fire department may have been involved.

i'm holding you to that

how are you holding up

an entire week without me must be excruciating

Yeah, I'm barely surviving.

I've been reduced to lounging by a pool, drinking like a tragic adult.