[Isagi Yoichi]
has someone been fisted here?
(delivered, 3:08 AM)
[Barou Shouei]
out of all questions you could've
fucking asked, why the fuck that?
(delivered, 7:34 AM)
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or, a blue lock x reader chatfic and a bunch of chaos.
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FOOTNOT...
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CHAPTER VII. ㅤㅤㅤㅤRING, RING! DELIVERY!
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Nagi Seishirou [ √ ] idontwannawork • instagram following each other in instagram
9:55 PM
#1 hater [camera285.jpeg] delivered 9:55 PM
3:33 AM
mu pmega what the fuck is that a fucking plushie of me creepy why do you have that weirdo you reacted 🤬 to mu pmega's message
#1 hater YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL I SPENT ¥800 FOR A PLUSHIE OF YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE shouldn't you be complimenting how cute the manshine uniform is on your plushie ungrateful brat 🤬🤬
mu pmega no cause who sells plushies for 800 yen and a plushie of me??? for 800 yen??? i can't even afford a plushie of ME
#1 hater nagi seishirou you're so dramatic you're a young football professional with a 10x bigger allowance than i do you probably have millions of yen by now
mu pmega oh right i could literally buy ur whole family
#1 hater get out growls... grab a rope and tie it around your neck..!! 😊
mu pmega woah! u mad i can afford ur whole life... can't be me
#1 hater GET OUT BIG BACK nobody likes you 😡😡😡😡 GRRR....! you'll regret saying that you bitchless big back stanky giraffe
mu pmega !! i can pull more ppl than u could pull in a decade..! hater
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#1 hater the only thing you can pull is a door mu pmega reacted 🖕🏻 to your message words can't explain hatred but actions can
mu pmega what ㅤ
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#1 hater is video calling... answer decline ㅤ ㅤ
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ㅤ ㅤ gray irises stares at the vibrating device in his hands in surprise. his usual lidded eyes are opened, bigger like a bug, when he processes the fact that, oh, l/n y/n, madame "i will never willingly show my face to yo ugly ahh", initiating a VIDEO call?
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well, that's ironic, but he presses the tip of his finger on answer and waits for the call to load cause while there is somehow wifi existing in blue lock out of all places, the connection is absolute shi— and he blinks as a fringe of his hair falls across his face and his phone brightens when the call finally loads.
but.
he blinks.
l/n's phone seems to be situated.. somewhere in the bathroom, specifically faced towards a sink filled to the brim with water..
...and quiet muffled snickers can be heard from the back of the phone.
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what the fu—
a smooth voice slides through the speaker of his phone, "this is a tribute to nagi seishirou, that little fucker," the voice says, gradually becoming harsher as each syllable speaks from his device, but that didn't matter! what mattered is did she just fucking call me little fucker?
nagi was about to retort like how he usually does, but not before l/n suddenly-
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ㅤ nagi can only stare at what he's looking at in despair and furrowed brows. ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤㅤ the water from the sink makes a mess around the marble counter(somehow the camera of the phone too) as l/n chokes and fucking drowns the plushie of him in the sink- the poor plushie looks like he's in pain too!
...and somehow looking at this makes him feel a phantom pain in his throat(it isn't, he just didn't brush his teeth and now he has tonsillitis). ㅤ
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mu pmega sent a message! is this what you wou.... view ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdismiss ㅤ ㅤ
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#1 hater ongoing call.. 00.48.12
mu pmega is this what you would do to me if we met and i pissed you off
#1 hater yes mu pmega reacted 😥 to your message
mu pmega oh
nagi seishirou(mu pmega) unfollowed you on instagram!
#1 hater ....oh..! call ended. 00.52.37
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ㅤ A. uthors Note. finally back. we're entering the last few chapters of chapter I.. anyways , im going back to living and loving and. laughing mikage reo.
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characters does not belong to me. any grammatical and typographical errors ahead might be unintentional or intentional, pay no mind. unfunny humour ahead, probably.
