Five Goats

I have lost all meaning

We all get out of the bus, the children ramble in front of me, and I consider shooting them with the AK I carry in my backpack(unfortunately I don't have one) everyone is gathering into groups and giggling. I for one am not exactly fond of these creatures that surround me, perhaps Hitler felt that way about...well, everyone. Not to take my thought too far, the bus did look pretty beat up, it was steaming BLACK smoke and I repeat BLACK SMOKE, now for my sake please say these outloud in your head, BIG BLACK MEN, now say oiled up femboys. HAHA I MADE YOU SAY IT, IN YOUR MIND YOU SAID IT. Unless you're one of those underdeveloped humanoids who do not have an internal voice. What the fuck am I doing, I am as always not writing the story. Anyways the bus driver waved everyone to stand back, then spoke in a language my ghost pale skinned self would not understand, for reference we are in a not burger country (America). I decided to walk a bit more in front of him, he obviously glared me in the eyes, I sort of game him the look, that white people give their fellow non-whites when they do something they aren't entitled to do  but for some reason are entitled to do. The bus had a big bump down the bottom of its base, it was round almost sphere like, the lump was a shade of blue and purple, perfectly blending with the bus's exterior. Then as my eyes narrowed, I saw the lump move. In fear I jumped back. WHAT THE FUCK, is this some gay shit from that fruity alien movie? Was this perhaps the work of "furrys", I always blame those guys for everything, or was it perhaps the therians, the cat-fuckers, Shane Dawson, James Charles, P. Diddy, what the fuck am I talking about. Ignoring my existential crisis, all the pussygers (passengers), were running in all directions, some calling their parents, some jerking each other off(WHAT?!). The bus led out a big fat moan, after it followed by another even more agonizingly louder moan, jes———- ch———— I——- f———- ednsoeifhriossnozownf. What was even happening, could it be, the bus was... in...labour? After what felt like eternity the bus backed its back and from one of the tubes came gushing black sticky liquid,  oh my actual god, its liquid just broke. The bus was and I repeat, giving fucking BIRTH, hope you enjoyed byeeeee mwaahhhh!