The one more powerful than the ancients

The original ancient fae comes home.

*season 1, episode 4.*
*This is what Malakai is wearing.*

When i get into the dal riata I head to the bar ignoring everyone bowing and then the unaligned succubus and her human comes in and the human said holy shit because she was was looking at me and the succubus started getting lustful and I pathokinesis to calm her down and then Dyson walks in with a siren and I reach over the bar and grabbed a glass and bottle of buckthorn and opened it and began drinking it and pulled out a wad of hundreds and teleported about three thousand dollars into cash register and trick comes over and said what are you doing here Malakai and I said what don't you miss me dad and Bo said what the hell and I said hello niece and she said wait he's the brother of aife and I said I'm the oldest and the best McCorrigan but I go by Warren now and then I finished the bottle of buckthorn and said thanks dad and then I was walking out when Dyson grabbed my wrist and I broke his arm and kicked him in the chest making him fly halfway across the bar into a wall and hale said damn you got some strength and I said thanks and I take out my phone and began calling my sister piper and she answered saying how are you dear sister and she said incredibly bored Leo is out with Melinda and her brothers shopping Paige is teaching Henry jr. how to control his powers you gifted him for becoming family and Henry is learning to make potions since he already knows how to control his powers and phoebe coop are in Italy with their kids for Christmas shopping and I said let's hope Massimo doesn't ask her where I am and she said why did you stop talking to him and I said because he cheated on me twice and she oh no I'm sorry and I said it's fine and Melinda comes running through the door and said mommy is that uncle Malakai and I heard piper said yes Malakai want to say hi to your niece and I said of course and I heard Melinda say uncle Kai when are you going to visit and I said oh munchkin I promise I'll be there before Christmas ok I just have to deal with grandpa tricks family and she said ok and uncle Kai I've been practicing that insanely huge grimoire of defense and offensive and everything else spells and everything else that you gifted me and I said good munchkin but are you practicing your potions and other spells and all of your powers both witch and whitelighter sides and she said yep I even got healing down after orbing and I said that is amazing but are you also practicing your cooking and baking and fighting skills and she said of course I've also been learning how to perfect that power you taught me to see if any one is pregnant and guess what mom is having another boy and I said please put your mom on the phone and I screamed what the hell piper you couldn't tell me that you were pregnant before I left and she said actually I was going to but I decided not to because you had a lot on your plate and I didn't worry you and we are naming him Kai after his amazing uncle and I said when I get home you and me are talking now put Melinda on the phone and she did and I said Melinda make sure to slap your dad upside the head and say uncle Kai said what the hell man and she said ok and I said bye munchkin and I was walking to a taco truck and bought two tacos and ate them and walked to my hotel and when i got to the four seasons they said oh mr.warren we moved your stuff to our presidential royal master suite fully furnished with a pool and kitchen and fully stocked all top shelf liquor bar and everything else because someone named mr.Torricelli called and upgraded it and I said thanks.