Salty wound

Lovely divorce

Megatron woke up looking at Starscream who is hugging him and sleeping peacefully. He was buried in his chest and snuggled in a blanket, calm and peaceful. ,, Good morning commander" Megatron said while petting his back. He slowly woke up still a bit sleepy. ,,Mornin' boss" he said while getting up and stretching. ,,Looks like someone had a great sleep" leader chuckled while looking at him streching. ,, Yeah every sleep is good when the pillow is big" commander answered while sitting on the side of the bed. He smiled, commander was way better when he was taken care off, no assassination attempts, yelling, death threats, nothing. ,,So what do we have to do today " he asked. ,, Nothing, it's still cloudy with chances of rain so everyone has day off" Starscream continued,,And they are all sleeping". ,,So we are alone again" Megatron smiled,, Want to go outside". ,,Why it's cloudy and you don't like it" commander asked. ,,Yes but you like it "leader continued ,,I know you don't like being indoors too much and besides I just want to have some alone time just, you and me without worrying about others". Starscrem paused for a moment, it's not a great idea to leave ship unsupervised but still, alone time with him sounds way more interesting. He agreed and both of them went out. They transformed and flew far away, Starscrem is doing all sorts of acrobatics tricks while Megatron is just calmly flying. After some time they landed in the deserted area with big rocks near by. ,, It's really nice streching out " Starscream said. ,, Yeah and there's no people around " Megatron added. Both of them smiled when he suggested walking around for a moment. Starscrem agreed, he didn't like walking but it helps Megatron relax so he didn't budge. ,,So glad we got out" Megatron said,,I need a break from gossips". ,,Me too, especially one's about us" commander said,,I mean I'm weirded out as much as them". ,,Me too I don't know how to behave in relationship" Leader continued,, Like I don't know, am I doing it fine". ,,Oh trust me you are my favorite lover so far" seeker joked while leaning to kiss him ,,And you are doing amazing job". Megatron smiled and kissed him back, he held his waist and gently stroke his back. They stayed like that for a minute and decided to go back. As soon as they let go Megatron heard footsteps from behind the rock. They turned around and saw Ratchet walking with Optimus who was upset about something. Everyone lifted their eyes and saw each other standing there motionless. ,,ARE YOU KIDDING ME " Everyone yelled surprised. Megatron immediately pulled Starscrem back while getting his blade out. Ratchet stepped up and drew his blades too ready for a fight. ,, ARE YOU KIDDING ME EVERY TIME THIS IDIOT RUINS PERFECT MOMENT" Optimus and Starscream yelled angry. ,,Me, look who finnaly decided to go out to remind everyone that he's unfortunately alive " Starscrem said while getting his blasters. ,,Says idiot that got to walk like he wants to" Optimus yelled while getting his guns out. Meanwhile Ratchet and Megatron are fighting but their focus was on two bots who are just blasting bullets and insults on each other. ,, What are you doing here" Megatron asked angrily what placing his blade on medic's neck. ,, Walking to calm him down..." Ratchet scoffed,, OPTIMUS I'M GONNA DIE". ,,LATER RATCHET" Prime yelled while shooting Starscream. ,,What"Ratchet asked. ,,Later, seriously" Megatron said while moving his blade away,, STARSCREAM I'M DYING". ,,Get over ot boss I'm busy" commander scoffed while looking at Prime. ,, Get over it " Megatron yelled,, Are you joking". Ratchet looked at them fiering bullets and insulting each other, every time. ,,I just wanted to get him out of the base since he was yelling at everyone but now..." Medic exhaled sadly,,I don't know what to do". ,,I just wanted some alone time and now my lover will get feral" Gladiator scoffed. ,,Lover" Ratchet asked. ,,Wh-OH yeah we are dating " Megatron said. ,, Not what I wanted to hear" he said,,We already had bad day after someone mentioned Starscrem in base". ,,Well we did found a time capsule containing their "love" letters and photos " Megatron said. ,, What" Ratchet said,,that's impossible". Megatron moved his blade and reached in his chest opening and giving Ratchet some photos and letters. ,,Here" He continued,, Proof and reason why they hate each other. Medic read the letters and looked at the happy photos, they seemed perfect. ,,Wow no wonder Optimus didn't have strength to break off the marriage" he added. ,,What" Leader asked. ,,He didn't want to get married to him and wanted to break up but went to drink and forgot " Ratchet explained. ,,Oh If Starscream finds out he'll lost it" Gladiator added,, Although I don't know if he will cry or gat angry ". ,,My, my this relationship not only affected them but the whole war" medic yelled. ,, Exactly but how can I kill my enemy if he doesn't even notice me" Megatron yelled. ,, Well looks like we need to calm down these two" Ratchet said. ,, You know what,, Megatron yelled,,screw the war, let's get pice treaty just so we can do something about them". Ratchet couldn't believe what he just heard, Megatron wanting peace treaty, is he alright. ,, You want peace treaty" he asked,, Just so you can kill Optimus later". ,,Look if I don't get him Starscream will" gladiator continued,,And he won't be merciful". Medic though for a moment, he was right, they are already battling with bullets and insults and if they ran out it won't be easy to separate them. ,,I don't believe that I'm saying this but Megatron you are right" Ratchet though,,I agree with you". ,,Me neither" Gladiator added,,If someone told me I'd share my bed with Starscrem I would call him insane". Ratchet chuckled, first thing he imagined was Megatron sleeping while Starscrem is pointing gun at his head. ,, You imagine Starscream killing me in my sleep aren't you" he asked. ,,Yes how do you know" he asked. ,,A lot of people did it, especially Dreadwing" he said,,And Knockout too". ,, Wait the whole crew knew about you " Medic asked. ,, Yes they spied on us and found out, long story" Megatron answered while turning to look at the two bots fighting,, Now to divide the cats". They both paused, how will they do that, Ratchet isn't strong enough to drag Optimus inside and Starscrem is scratching. All of a sudden they heard someone coming. They turned around and whole decepticon and autobot crew was there. ,,My lord what are you doing here" Knockout asked. ,,Taking the cat outside" Megatron said while pointing at Starscrem who is fighting with Prime. ,, Not again" Smokescreen whined ,,I don't wanna be yelled at". ,, Besides what are they fight about, old stuff or something new just got leaked" Wheeljack said. ,,Both" two bots answered. ,,WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"Prime yelled,, ALWAYS BITTER AND ANGRY". ,,I WAS WITH YOU THAT'S MY BIGGEST MISTAKE"Starscream said back. ,,ME" Prime yelled,,AND CONSTANTLY ANNOYING ME WITH CALLS ISN'T". ,,I NEEDED TO REMIND YOU BUT CONSIDERING THAT YOU FORGOT YOU MARRIAGE IT DIDN'T HELP" He yelled. ,, Seriously I WENT ON ONE DRINK AND YOU KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT" leader said. ,, YOU LEFT ME AT THE MARRIAGE COUNCIL TO DRINK OF CORSE I WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT IT" Starscream continued. ,,SO WHAT" Optimus said,,I WOULD STILL BREAK UP WITH YOU THERE". Everyone paused for a moment, did he wanted to break up with him in front of marriage council, monument of love in every city? Starscrem immediately stopped, he transformerd back his guns, got up and looked at Prime. After realizing what he just said Optimus immediately stopped at his tracks. Immideatly commander started shaking and breathing heavily. ,,Cover your audio receptors he's loud" Megatron said. Everyone cowered them and all of a sudden he lost it. ,,WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" He yelled as loud as he can. Everyone paused for a moment. ,,I think my audio receptors are gone" Magnus said. Megatron looked at Starscream who looks ready to either kill Prime or himself. ,,Help me divide them " he said while running towards them with Magnus and Predaking. ,, YOU WANTED TO BREAK UP THE WHOLE TIME" He yelled while Megatron grabbed him. ,,SO WHAT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D CARE" Prime answer when Predaking picked him up. ,,Shut up" he yelled. ,, I'M GONNA RIP YOUR SPARK OUUUUT" Starscream continued wile scratching Megatron and kicking him. ,,CALM DOWN AH" Megatron yelled while moving him away. ,, Entered in" Soundwave said while opening ground brige. Everyone got inside and they were at Nemesis. ,,Where should we leave the Prime" asked Predaking. Megatron just exhaled and opened garbage disposal room where no one was there a tossed him in. ,,Done" Megatron said. Everyone just looked at him, is he out of his mind. ,, Garbage disposal, really" Soundwave asked. ,,Hey everything there is broken so he can yell as much as he wants, he will be let out after he calms down" Leader answered. Everyone then looked at Starscream, he stopped wiggling and just bluntly looked. ,,O-oh" Knockout said while going behind Predaking. ,,Starscream" Megatron asked while putting him on the ground. He didn't said anything, just started blankly at him. Slowly tears started falling down his face. ,,Is he crying" Asked Smokescreen. ,, Having mental break down" Dreadwing answered. Megatron didn't know what to do, he never dealt with something like this. ,, Soundwave take care of our guests while I try to do something about this" He ordered while taking Starscrem in his arms and leaving in his room. Everyone looked at the crushed commander, wanting to break up in front of marriage council is wild. ,,Mo wonder he became a glitch" Wheeljack said. ,, Yeah" Soundwave exalted,, Alright so who wants some energon". Everyone looked at him, he is serious? ,,Me" Smokescreen yelled. ,, Alright let's go to eat wile Megatron calm things down" officer continued,, Let's go just don't eat the stars, they have sedatives in them". ,,Why" Arcee asked. ,,Starscream that's why" Predaking replied. Everyone went to the dining room still worried the Megatron has to calm them down.