We're sisters

Kylie
Hi I'm Kylie Johnson, I just left UFC. Because me and Dana White did not get along. I was on set with my boyfriend David. David plays Art the Clown in Terrifier. David and I aren't public yet. He wants to go public. I wanna keep my personal life as private as possible. I'm constantly compared to Tiffany Stratton. We're twin sisters but we don't admit it to the public and don't really get along. Her and I have different out looks on life. After our parents passed away. We went our separate ways and I haven't talked to her in probably 5 years. That's how well her and I get along. She's Barbie and I'm Wednesday Addams. Anyway I was on set with David. He's filming Terrifier 3 right now. Sam walked over in her gross Victoria Hayes makeup and said let's take a picture together. I said okay. I grabbed my phone and took a picture of me kissing her cheek. David walked over in full Art the Clown Santa costume and said what are y'all doing over here? Sam said I'm gonna steal your girlfriend Dave. David wrapped his arms around my waist and said try it. I laughed and held his hands. I said Sam! Take a picture of us. Sam said sure. I looked at him, held his face and kissed him. Sam said that's so cute. She showed me. I said awe, babe. David looked at it and said the contrast of a hot girl kissing an ugly clown. I said you're super hot. David said you need to get your eyes checked then. Sam and I laughed. Damien said hi Kylie! I said hi! Damien said how are you today? I said enjoying my freedom from a god awful company. Damien said you left UFC? I said yep, I got tired of arguing with Dana constantly. Man pissed me off on a daily basis. David said it was a toxic work environment. Damien said how long have you guys been together? I said oh god, we met on the set of Terrifier 2. Because we met through Laura. David looked at me and said you don't know how long we've been together? Sam said damn, usually it's the guy that forgets. David laughed and said we started dating in 2020. Damien said so 4 years and y'all STILL aren't public. I said I like to keep my life as private as possible. Sam said does Jessica know? I said hell no! I haven't talked to her in 5 years. David said I don't see how you can go that long without talking to your twin. I said Jessica and I have never really gotten along. The only reason we hung out together was because of our parents. Then after they both unsubscribed from life. We were like later bitch. Sam said so y'all really hate each other. I said oh yeah. Laura walked over and said can I get in on the drama? I laughed and said I'm just telling them about me and  Jessica. Laura said oh dear god. Damien said you've met her. Laura said I grew up with them and when I tell you her and Jessica were at each other's throats everyday. I'm not exaggerating. Sam said who started the fights? Laura said Jessica, because she loves drama and needs to be the center of attention at all times. It has to be all about her. Sam said she sounds like a nightmare. I said oh she was. Damien said if y'all are twins why don't y'all share the same last name? I said I legally changed mine to my mother's maiden name. Meanwhile Jessica decided to not change hers and keep our dad's. My phone rang. It was an unknown number. I answered.

Me: hello

Stephanie: hi is this Kylie Johnson?

Me: yes ma'am who is this

Stephanie: this is Stephanie McMahon

Me: uhhh why are you calling me?

Stephanie: I know you're free from UFC now and I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining WWE.

Me: (laughing)

I put it on speaker and mouthed listen to this.

Me: no way in hell would I degrade myself to WWE

Stephanie: we are the biggest wrestling company. You would be the most dominant one here. You'd be stronger than Rhea Ripley.

Me: well no shit, I come from an MMA background. Give me 3 good reasons why I should join and I'll think about it.

Stephanie: 1. You'd be the most powerful one here. So you'd really stand out. Even from the men. 2. You could excel your public image and try something new. Something that you've never done before and 3. Where you look identical to Tiffany Stratton we could use that to our advantage.

Me: oh yeah, let's hide me behind Tiffany. You're fucking crazy if you think I wanna work with her.

Stephanie: give it a chance maybe y'all could become friends.

Me: no way in hell is that gonna happen.

Stephanie: please Kylie, we really need someone as strong and dominant as you. We only have Rhea and Raquel and we need someone who can match them. We won't let you and Tiffany team up together. There might be a few on screen encounters but that's the extent. Unless you change your mind.

Me: I'll think about it IF she stays on smackdown and I go to Raw

Stephanie: done! You'll stay on separate brands

Me: okay ill be there Monday

Stephanie: thank you Kylie

Me: you're welcome

Hung up
David said you're gonna do it? I said if they keep up their side and keep Tiffany on smackdown and me on Raw. I think it'll be fun to fuck around with the judgement day and Rhea. Damien said now I'd love to see that. I said this will be fun. Damien said alright as much as I'd love to continue this conversation. We got a movie to film. Everyone on set! David kissed me. I sat in the chair and watched them film....